Let me just say that, as a drunk man returning from the bar, you have disappointed me sir.
I propose that, henceforward, any reference to tits, boobies, and/or starlings, robins, or birds generally be accompanied by photographs of, at the very least, Pamela Anderson in her younger years. Yasmeen Bleeth would be preferred.
Sincerely,
Perverted Birdwatcher in North Fife.
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