Santa is Canadian

[KTrain]

I guess it makes sense given he resides within Canada's borders. I'm wondering how much of our tax money went into this proclaimation.

"Those wishing to dispute the Immigration minister’s claim are urged to consider Santa’s red and white uniform is the same colour as the Canadian flag and his post-code is H0H 0H0 – the post code is Canadian."

I would have thought he was American, you know, because he's fat.

http://www.globalvisas.com/news/cana...ir_own720.html

[troutman]

Santa is an anagram for Satan!

[cyclone3483]

If Santa is Canadian, why would he need a Canadian Visa to re-enter his own country?

And Troutie, without God, there is no Satan. I thought you were athiest.

Santa is an anagram of Saint...give or take a couple letters.

[KTrain]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

If Santa is Canadian, why would he need a Canadian Visa to re-enter his own country?

I'm guessing he doesn't have a passport with Canadian immigration. He'll need the visa to get back into the country.

[browna]

So is Border Services going to be collecting duty?

I'd hate to have to fill out that customs form, and I'm not sure how he's going to justify all the booze and cigs he's bringing back into the country to give to all the Edmonton children who have that on their list.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

If Santa is Canadian, why would he need a Canadian Visa to re-enter his own country?

I'm guessing that Santa is really Mexican based upon his ease at crossing over borders undetected.

[cyclone3483]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I'm guessing that Santa is really Mexican based upon his ease at crossing over borders undetected.

So is Santa Jorje Hrdina's cousin?

[mrdeeds]

Was there really any doubt?? What tic, we're Canadians, self-doubt is our mantra.

Seriously though, if he aint Canadian, he's a product of Coca-Cola.