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Old 11-08-2008, 01:55 AM   #1
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Man burned himself stealing gas

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A Crawford County man who police say burned himself while trying to steal gasoline was charged today in Waukesha County Circuit Court with attempted theft and negligent handling of burning materials.

According to the criminal complaint, Austin J. Heckman, 23, of Wauzeka, was traveling with a woman in Mukwonago area on Sept. 27 and needed gasoline.

Heckman decided to siphon gasoline from a van parked in an apartment complex but he could not tell if his gas can was getting full, the complaint says.

He then used a cigarette lighter to check the can, resulting in an explosion that set the gas can caught fire, the complaint says.
http://www.jsonline.com/news/34052374.html
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:59 AM   #2
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Old 11-08-2008, 02:29 AM   #3
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Very stupid, but wheres the B bro?
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Old 11-08-2008, 02:34 AM   #4
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Dumass-

This is how idiots spell dumbass.
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Old 11-08-2008, 03:24 AM   #5
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Oh the Irony!!!

I remember back in high school someone wrote "You are a Losser"

On a Dictionary!! A DAMN DICTIONARY!!! HAHA WOW!!!
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Old 11-08-2008, 04:44 AM   #6
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Your ######ed.
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Old 11-08-2008, 04:46 AM   #7
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The sad part is, he will probably breed.
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Old 11-08-2008, 04:50 AM   #8
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1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.


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I shouldn't still be up at 4:45 am. but this was hilarious.
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Your ######ed.
I'm unsure if this was done on purpose or not...
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Old 11-08-2008, 05:12 AM   #10
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I'm unsure if this was done on purpose or not...
Than I'll let you sit and ponder.
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Old 11-08-2008, 10:46 AM   #11
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1.One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.
I wonder if that was done on purpose... should be whose.
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Old 11-08-2008, 12:08 PM   #12
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Than I'll let you sit and ponder.
I'm thinking it was not, and neither was this one.
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Old 11-08-2008, 12:52 PM   #13
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This thread is full of unintentional win.
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:41 PM   #14
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Too often you see people write:

"looser!"
"your retarted"
"that's rediculous"

And now, calling someone a "dumass".
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I'm an idiot for spelling it wrong?
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Old 11-08-2008, 01:50 PM   #17
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Is Dumass like a French guy?
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Old 11-08-2008, 02:03 PM   #18
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Old 11-08-2008, 02:13 PM   #19
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I'm an idot for spelling it wrong?
He just quoted one of the definitions for "dumass" on urban dictionary.

Urban dictionary called you an idiot.
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