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Old 11-18-2008, 09:50 PM   #1
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Old 11-18-2008, 11:23 PM   #2
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Dustin Penner having drawn back into the Oilers lineup proceeds to have a night on the town in Columbus and shows the local coeds 'how to score'.
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:24 AM   #3
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While Captain ###### shows off with his extravagantly paid male escort, it seems one of his 'homies' has slipped a dead mouse into his drink.

Now sit back, and watch the hilarity ensue....followed by the plague....which is much less fun to sit back and watch so we recommend fleeing immediately.
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:45 AM   #4
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Flames Fans rejoice Andrei Medvedev has been found and is in the best shape of his career
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Old 11-19-2008, 09:27 AM   #5
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Chris Farley's older, fatter, balder, less-funny brother Ted isn't as famous as his younger sibling but still manages to get hot (by comparison) chicks to take their picture with him so that they can say "Hey, I got a pic of me with Chris Farley's older, fatter, balder, less-funny brother in case I'm having trouble exorcising my lunch."
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Old 11-19-2008, 12:57 PM   #6
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Kevanguy, after his latest attempt to eat 25 Burger King Broilers, feels the need to pound back 50 Coors Light. On his arm is the Coors Light girl otherwise known as his manager, as she proceeds to rub the Buddha belly for good luck and to move around the cheese burgers.
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Old 11-19-2008, 01:11 PM   #7
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Alex Tanguay and Gary Bettman...ten years from now....
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Old 11-19-2008, 04:08 PM   #8
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And that's not all that will be passing through that mouth.

*bonus points for having manscaped chest hair to make an arrow pointing down.
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:20 PM   #9
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"Hi, I'm Ed Jokowski and I'd like to talk to you about my proven, 100% money-back guaranteed ROHYPNOL SYSTEM of picking up hot women like you see in my picture here."
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:22 PM   #10
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she must be DAF.
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Old 11-19-2008, 11:46 PM   #11
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Women: Picture taken. Now give me my hundred dollars!
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Old 11-22-2008, 09:18 PM   #12
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Not a caption quote... But that is NOT his girl, unless it's a dude. Could very well be a dude...
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:21 PM   #13
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"How to spot a Rich Guy......."
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:28 PM   #14
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Jose Theodore goes off Rogaine and packs on a couple "depression" pounds.
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Old 11-25-2008, 07:47 PM   #15
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Oops they thought it was Halloween?
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