11-18-2008, 11:23 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: still in edmonton
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Dustin Penner having drawn back into the Oilers lineup proceeds to have a night on the town in Columbus and shows the local coeds 'how to score'.
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11-19-2008, 12:24 AM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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While Captain ###### shows off with his extravagantly paid male escort, it seems one of his 'homies' has slipped a dead mouse into his drink.
Now sit back, and watch the hilarity ensue....followed by the plague....which is much less fun to sit back and watch so we recommend fleeing immediately.
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This Post Has Been Distilled for the Eradication of Seemingly Incurable Sadness.
The World Ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment in store. - Flames Fans
If you thought this season would have a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
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11-19-2008, 12:45 AM
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#4
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Calgary
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Flames Fans rejoice Andrei Medvedev has been found and is in the best shape of his career
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11-19-2008, 09:27 AM
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#5
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One of the Nine
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Chris Farley's older, fatter, balder, less-funny brother Ted isn't as famous as his younger sibling but still manages to get hot (by comparison) chicks to take their picture with him so that they can say "Hey, I got a pic of me with Chris Farley's older, fatter, balder, less-funny brother in case I'm having trouble exorcising my lunch."
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11-19-2008, 12:57 PM
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#6
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Sleazy Banker
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cold Lake Alberta Canada
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Kevanguy, after his latest attempt to eat 25 Burger King Broilers, feels the need to pound back 50 Coors Light. On his arm is the Coors Light girl otherwise known as his manager, as she proceeds to rub the Buddha belly for good luck and to move around the cheese burgers.
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11-19-2008, 01:11 PM
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#7
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Alex Tanguay and Gary Bettman...ten years from now....
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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11-19-2008, 04:08 PM
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Powerplay Quarterback
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Wherever you go there you are.
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And that's not all that will be passing through that mouth.
*bonus points for having manscaped chest hair to make an arrow pointing down.
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11-19-2008, 11:20 PM
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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"Hi, I'm Ed Jokowski and I'd like to talk to you about my proven, 100% money-back guaranteed ROHYPNOL SYSTEM of picking up hot women like you see in my picture here."
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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11-19-2008, 11:22 PM
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#10
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The lesser known Sedin brother
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Apparently Sweden...
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she must be DAF.
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11-19-2008, 11:46 PM
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#11
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Women: Picture taken. Now give me my hundred dollars!
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11-22-2008, 09:18 PM
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#12
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Not a caption quote... But that is NOT his girl, unless it's a dude. Could very well be a dude...
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11-25-2008, 07:21 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
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"How to spot a Rich Guy......."
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11-25-2008, 07:28 PM
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#14
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Has Towel, Will Travel
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Jose Theodore goes off Rogaine and packs on a couple "depression" pounds.
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11-25-2008, 07:47 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Oops they thought it was Halloween?
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