Twice the legal limit? Try twice the lethal limit!

[Hack&Lube]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ulgaria_drinker

"Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914A (...) [A] breath test showed high blood alcohol level, but police officers thought the result was inaccurate, because the man was conscious and talked with them"

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That isn't 91% it is .91%

[FlamesAllTheWay]

hahaha 91% alcohol. Anyone remember from Family Guy when Peter is at church doing communion I think it's called with the bread/body of Christ and the wine/blood of Christ?

Peter (sipping wine): Whoa, is this the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes, my son.
Peter: Holy crap! The guy musta been loaded 24/7!

[JiriHrdina]

One wonders if Rico can hold his liquor.

http://forum.calgarypuck.com/index.php?showtopic=6594

[Hack&Lube]

AARRGH! I need a drink!

Give me a BLOODY FATA!

*humble apopollylogies*