10-20-2008, 11:04 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Police arrest Mich. man for car wash vacuum sex
THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5h...gehawD93T7H6O0
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10-20-2008, 11:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: nexus of the universe
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They sure make sucky lovers.
But clean-up's a breeze!
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10-20-2008, 11:09 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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sucks to be him
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10-20-2008, 11:15 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I don't want to live in a world where early morning car wash vacuum sex is no longer acceptable.
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10-20-2008, 11:19 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Locked in the Trunk of a Car
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talk about a blown plan....
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10-20-2008, 11:29 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by csnarpy
talk about a sucky plan....
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fixed
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10-20-2008, 11:31 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Kidder
They sure make sucky lovers.
But clean-up's a breeze!
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/Thread.
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10-20-2008, 11:34 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I wonder if the police will arrest the vacuum for prostitution. I mean, it was taking money in exchange for sex. 
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10-20-2008, 11:38 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: , location, location....
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bet it was a Dyson.....I hear they never loose their suction
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10-20-2008, 11:47 PM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jun 2007
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"I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my car!!"
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10-21-2008, 07:00 AM
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#2 960 Prankster
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In a Pub
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The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old man was arrested Thursday. The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.
In other news the Detroit Red Wings have announced that 29 year old Marion Hossa will not be in the lineup to face the St Louis Blues on Wednesday.
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10-21-2008, 07:07 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Section 222
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The X92.9 morning show mentioned this and were blaming his vacuum at home for not being able to properly satisfy its man.
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10-21-2008, 07:22 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Well there goes my plan for on the way to school today....
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10-21-2008, 07:52 AM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: /dev/null
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Wow, this is almost as good as the guy making sweet love to his picnic table story.
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10-21-2008, 08:05 AM
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Norm!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by C Squared
"I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my car!!"
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Oh man, thats awesome
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Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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10-21-2008, 08:28 AM
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Backup Goalie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Airdrie
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This story really sucks. Closet vacuum lovers beware!
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