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Old 10-08-2008, 04:52 PM   #1
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I need a good team name for a charity bowling event I'm doing with work. It's a halloween bowling tournament, so something related to halloween and bowling, and funny is what I'm looking for.

Come on creative people!!!
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Old 10-08-2008, 04:58 PM   #2
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:04 PM   #3
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:08 PM   #4
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Ha! That's the name of a bar in Florida when I first heard the ad I thought it was a furniture store. Anyway a few years ago we dressed in orange and black jack o lantern costumes and called ourselves the Smashing Pumpkins but I know it's not too original. Some other yeam called themselves the Pin Pricks.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:09 PM   #5
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"Glen and Crew" - the key being not having a guy named Glen on your team.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:09 PM   #6
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:10 PM   #7
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Spare limbs. Gutter mutants. Framed for Murder.

I'm trying to think of something that combines the idea of bowling shoes with severed left feet washing ashore, but I think it's too convoluted a concept.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:14 PM   #8
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Yuck I keep thinking of the bowling balls being like rolling heads or something. Cant quite connect Halloween with bowling.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:16 PM   #9
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Ghouly gutterballers?

7-10 Zombies?

Blocked Lane Corpse?

More Dots?

Fatal 10th Framers?

Grandma's Teeth Pullers?

No Spares Alive?

All names were generated using this glossary of bowling terms and my own creativity.
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:35 PM   #12
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:37 PM   #13
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:39 PM   #14
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:00 PM   #15
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Awesome. That's my vote.

Gutter-nutters?
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:21 PM   #17
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:55 PM   #18
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This may sound gay, but the one I was on my first year in college was called flaming rodent passion (out of a Dave Barry book).

We had pictures of Squirrels doin' it on the backs.

The point is, just do something completely out of left field, all the "pin" and "ball" jokes are done.
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Yup another for Dions "gutter"
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:41 PM   #20
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I'm going as fotze for Halloween.
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