12-05-2008, 12:35 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Êtes-vous célibataire?
Well, with all the recent threads on age, weight, height, ancestry, etc.. It had to come to this.
Single? Married? Family Situation? Adventures inbetween? Gave up on human beings to keep you warm and living with animals?
Pour moi, je suis célibataire. This is the very first thing they taught us in my french class. We spent the whole first day going around asking everybody this. Single, 25, and everythin's alright. I'm too picky about girls and totally dense when they throw themselves at me. I live with my budgie.
Last edited by Hack&Lube; 12-05-2008 at 01:14 PM.
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12-05-2008, 12:37 PM
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addition by subtraction
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Tulsa, OK
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comment dit-on 'sloppy seconds' en francais?
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Originally Posted by New Era
This individual is not affluent and more of a member of that shrinking middle class. It is likely the individual does not have a high paying job, is limited on benefits, and has to make due with those benefits provided by employer.
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12-05-2008, 12:37 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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I'm living in sin(s).
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12-05-2008, 12:40 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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If you're going to live in Canada, at least speak our language!
Single for a while with no end in sight. Sigh.
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12-05-2008, 12:41 PM
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Engaged and living with her
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12-05-2008, 12:41 PM
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 Posted the 6 millionth post! |
Pffft. I'm not single. I'm a swinging bachelor.
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12-05-2008, 12:42 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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And I am apparently a spinster!
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-Elle-
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12-05-2008, 12:43 PM
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Atomic Nerd
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
And I am apparently a spinster!
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Living with 20 cats? Those are the best spinsters!
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12-05-2008, 12:43 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
And I am apparently a spinster!
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I hate that word, my own mother called me that last week. 27 is too young to be called a spinster!
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The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. Go Flames Go!
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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12-05-2008, 12:44 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Calgary
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Three spinsters here? At least we aren't old enough to be cougars! (Yet.)
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Originally Posted by Grimbl420
I can wash my penis without taking my pants off.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moneyhands23
If edmonton wins the cup in the next decade I will buy everyone on CP a bottle of vodka.
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12-05-2008, 12:45 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissTeeks
I hate that word, my own mother called me that last week. 27 is too young to be called a spinster!
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Yeah, my mom is always asking about my dating situation. She is really terrified I will end up living alone and crying myself to sleep, looking at a big empty bed.
No cats. I am not a cat person. I hate them, a lot. I have a dog though...
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12-05-2008, 12:48 PM
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Norm!
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Completely single.
*sob*
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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12-05-2008, 12:50 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
And I am apparently a spinster!
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It's because of the Sc'anks you associate yourself with. 
I am currently, and almost constantly, singular.
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Turn up the good, turn down the suck!
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12-05-2008, 12:50 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Single and enjoying life.
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12-05-2008, 12:51 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Yeah, my mom is always asking about my dating situation. She is really terrified I will end up living alone and crying myself to sleep, looking at a big empty bed.
No cats. I am not a cat person. I hate them, a lot. I have a dog though...
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Has she started pushing the eHarmony? Mine mentions it like once every two weeks.
__________________
The Quest stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and it will fail, to the ruin of all. Yet hope remains while the Company is true. Go Flames Go!
Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory... lasts forever.
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12-05-2008, 12:51 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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Originally Posted by fotze
I guess its better than being a sphinctster.
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I'm sure they both have their moments.
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12-05-2008, 12:51 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MissTeeks
Has she started pushing the eHarmony? Mine mentions it like once every two weeks.
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She hasn't mentioned it openly, but there's always an uncomfortable silence if we are watching tv together and it comes on, followed by a "Look how happy she looks!"
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12-05-2008, 12:54 PM
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addition by subtraction
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Tulsa, OK
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i am getting married in june. been with my fiance for over 4 1/2 years.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by New Era
This individual is not affluent and more of a member of that shrinking middle class. It is likely the individual does not have a high paying job, is limited on benefits, and has to make due with those benefits provided by employer.
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12-05-2008, 12:55 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Yeah, my mom is always asking about my dating situation. She is really terrified I will end up living alone and crying myself to sleep, looking at a big empty bed.
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LOL my parents are the same way. Still bitter that they didn't get a grandchild from me.
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12-05-2008, 12:55 PM
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Norm!
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I got tired of my dad bringing the whole single thing every time I went over there for dinner.
Dad - "Your a nice guy Captain, you should find a nice girl"
Mom - "Its up to you to carry on the family name Captain"
Dad - "My friends daughter is a very nice girl you should meet her"
Captain - "Hey, you know whats great about being single"
Mom and Dad - "What?"
Captain - "All of the drunken unprotected sex"
Crickets.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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