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Old 09-30-2008, 02:33 PM   #1
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MIDDLETOWN -- A Middletown woman is accused of being disorderly in public -- while wearing a cow suit.

A police report filed about the incident said Michelle Allen allegedly chased children in her neighborhood while wearing the suit on Monday evening.


http://www.wlwt.com/cnn-news/17589970/detail.html
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:35 PM   #2
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I thought the pic would be her of peeing


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Old 09-30-2008, 02:38 PM   #3
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I'm seriously scared right now. That cow suit ... just ... wow.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:51 PM   #4
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:53 PM   #5
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Where's Cowperson to comment on this?
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:55 PM   #6
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I thought the pic would be her of peeing


I am disapointed
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I guess your firefox didn't load the picture of the lady in the cow suit.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:55 PM   #7
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:00 PM   #8
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I think this is the first time that "this thread is useful without pics" works...
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:05 PM   #9
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I think this is the first time that "this thread is useful without pics" works...
Haha touche!
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:10 PM   #10
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Note to self - while committing crimes, do not wear cow suit.
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:11 PM   #11
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This is just udderly wrong.


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Old 09-30-2008, 03:12 PM   #12
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Note to self - while committing crimes, do not wear cow suit.
But you would be ok with peeing on someones lawn? hehe
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:36 PM   #13
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I hope she can milk her 15 minutes of fame for all it’s worth.
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:51 PM   #14
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I wonder if she was drunk on a brown cow......
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Old 09-30-2008, 03:55 PM   #15
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Maybe she was looking for the local ben and jerrys to apply!
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:44 PM   #16
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Its not a felony if its done whilst impersonating a bovine....
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:53 PM   #17
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Hmm

I have that same costume.
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Old 09-30-2008, 04:56 PM   #19
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For community service I think they should make her wear the suit while mowing schoolyard lawns (read: by eating it...).
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