I have a friend turning 40....

[Sample00]

and we want to pull a prank on him.
He is an Oilers fan!, He is a teacher and he needs to get gotten!

he's also married so the weekend of hookers and blow is out of the question.
besides, his wife is an addictions counsellor.

I have 4 days to plan this.....

thoughts?

[CaptainCrunch]

Break his hip with a baseball bat and welcome him to old age.

When I turned 30, my friends set up a surprise wake. They made a fake cardboard coffin, and I had to lie in it while all of my friends made speeches about me as if I died, but they weren't nice speeches.

As far as pranks go, a depends adult diaper filled with poo and lit on fire would be effective.

[Kybosh]

This one is subtle and could maybe be a part of a series of pranks. Put a sticker on the bottom of his coffee mug that says something along the lines of "I heart the Flames". Not very many people look at the bottom of their coffee mugs often. One of my friends had this happen to him but his sticker said "I heart c**k" for about three months.

[Bagor]

Sounds like a perfect excuse to get rid of a defunct Tanguay jersey.

Maybe replace the T with a M, get rid of the U and stick "and just coming out" under the number.

Best I've got.

[HalifaxDrunk]

Hey Axel, how did you get a friend so much younger than you???