05-09-2007, 04:16 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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I Farted - How Embaressing.
So there I was, sitting around a table with co-workers at the end of the day. We are finishing up, I stand up, and a farts pops out, caught me and everyone else by suprise. I said sorry inbetween mine and others laugher, but man, that was odd.
Wanted to share.
Last edited by MrMastodonFarm; 05-09-2007 at 04:22 PM.
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05-09-2007, 04:18 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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I'm always amazed at how funny I find a simple fart story.
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05-09-2007, 04:18 PM
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Retired
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Should have played it off like you ment to do it.
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05-09-2007, 04:18 PM
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Franchise Player
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Be happy it wasn't a Shart!!!
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05-09-2007, 04:19 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: everywhere like such as
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Wanted to share.
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Is this what you told your co-workers? 
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05-09-2007, 04:20 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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That's when you tell the office that these All-Bran bars really are tasty and they collapse into fits of laughter.
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05-09-2007, 04:21 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
I'm always amazed at how funny I find a simple fart story.
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A good poop/fart joke is still (sadly?) one of the funniest things in the world to me. I'm with you there.
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05-09-2007, 04:26 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
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05-09-2007, 04:27 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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OK no more reading this thread for me until I'm outta the office. Sitting here giggling away. Damn you all.
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05-09-2007, 04:29 PM
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n00b!
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How about the hot chicks who fart on the dance floor in the clubs? Sneaky chicks....
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05-09-2007, 04:29 PM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JiriHrdina
OK no more reading this thread for me until I'm outta the office. Sitting here giggling away. Damn you all.
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###. that damn restaurant crapper story posted a few days ago had my coworkers looking at me like i took the short bus to the office
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05-09-2007, 04:32 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HelloHockeyFans
How about the hot chicks who fart on the dance floor in the clubs? Sneaky chicks....
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Ever try to let one go in your seats at the Saddledome?
I let a little one go at a game this year, and the kids behind me blamed it on there friend and called him skinky for the next two hours. That's a pocket-Dawg for ya.
I sure hope CaptainSensible isn't reading this thread, I denied it.
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05-09-2007, 04:33 PM
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Appealing my suspension
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Just outside Enemy Lines
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Yeah, toilet humor still makes me giggle too. Nothing funnier than letting one rip while your buddies in the middle of his golf swing.
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05-09-2007, 04:34 PM
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n00b!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMastodonFarm
Ever try to let one go in your seats at the Saddledome?
I let a little one go at a game this year, and the kids behind me blamed it on there friend and called him skinky for the next two hours. That's a pocket-Dawg for ya.
I sure hope CaptainSensible isn't reading this thread, I denied it.
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How about when you just really have to in the elevator, so you risk it, but someone ends up coming in. Pretty awkward. If nobody comes on though, you get this awesome rush when you escape undetected.
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05-09-2007, 04:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Edmonton
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I am not ashamed of being one of the people who will leave a "gift" for people in the grocery aisle. Gas cleanup in aisle 5. Gas cleanup in aisle 5. My first daughter was about 2 when she began to carry on the family tradition. Ah, the innocence of youth. Of course, she missed the part about quietly walking away and, instead, announced loudly and happilly "I fart. I FAAAAAAAART". I was so proud.
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05-09-2007, 04:48 PM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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the worst is the first Monday at work after a heavy weekend of beer drinking. i almost feel like i should put hazard tape around my workspace since it can be one step away from chemical warfare
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05-09-2007, 05:04 PM
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One of the Nine
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Well, as long as we're telling fart stories...
Last summer in Rome, I was walking to the market one brilliant sunday morning. A friend and I cut through the very narrow streets of Trastevere, away from traffic and noise.
It was such a fine morning, with no noise or people, even my friend and I weren't breaking the silence.
An older fellow (40ish, italian) was walking toward us, and as he passed, I let out one of the loudest and longest farts I've ever heard.
My buddy (also italian) tried to stare me down in disgust but even he couldn't stop from laughing.
I didn't have the balls to look back at the guy, though I'm sure he stopped to glare at the "stupid americano". 
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05-09-2007, 05:05 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
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I don't get why people say, "Toilet humour" with derision.
It's funny!
Movies with toilet humour are funny.
Making fun of the noises you hear in the toilet - funny.
Trying your hardest to keep it in but the bugger slips out in loud stuccato toot - funny!
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05-09-2007, 05:10 PM
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Norm!
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Threads like this are why the word Shazaam was invented.
There's nothing like taking pride when you cut one loose in an elevater or a restaurant, raising your hand, looking around at the other peoples shocked faces and saying, "That was me, that was all mine"
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05-09-2007, 05:12 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Threads like this are why the word Shazaam was invented.
There's nothing like taking pride when you cut one loose in an elevater or a restaurant, raising your hand, looking around at the other peoples shocked faces and saying, "That was me, that was all mine"
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you have to raise your hand ever so slowly while looking around with a worried look on you face then say with the utmost confidence "that was me yep right here"
Other responces:
"Yep, still works"
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