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Old 08-07-2008, 08:39 AM   #1
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...Plead guilty to murder.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/07/....ap/index.html

I can't tell if this is incredibly dumb or not, but I guess the poor guy wanted one last tasty treat before he was doomed to a life of steamed carrots, uncooked mashed potatoes, and mystery stew.
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Old 08-07-2008, 08:40 AM   #2
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Sorry, but maybe he was pissed because his name was Tremayne
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:19 AM   #3
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If the KFC dont kill him, the state will!
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Old 08-07-2008, 10:26 AM   #4
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Eating KFC is the same as murder.
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:45 PM   #5
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Wait, did he get only one meal or KFC/ice cream/etc. for the duration of his jail time?
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:48 PM   #6
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I wonder if prosecution lawyers will use this tactic more often...

"Come on and confess... and we'll give you some fried chicken and biscuits..."
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Old 08-07-2008, 01:52 PM   #7
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to be fair it wasn't just a bucket of KFC, I don't think anyone is crazy enough to plead guilty to murder for a bucket of KFC. But KFC, Popeye's chicken, mashed potatoes, coleslaw, carrot cake, calzones, lasagna, pizza, and ice cream, well that's a different story.
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I don't think I'd plead guilty to killing a man.

I might kill a man for it, but I wouldn't plead guilty afterwards.
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:22 PM   #10
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Old 08-07-2008, 03:29 PM   #11
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Wait, did he get only one meal or KFC/ice cream/etc. for the duration of his jail time?
Yeah, the article is really vague about that. I had to google to find an article that was clearer about it. One time thing (or twice, really).

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008...d=networkfront
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