Hickory Farms

[Calgary Flames]

[Cowperson]

Originally posted by fotze@Dec 22 2004, 10:38 PM
Can someone tell me what the hell this vile stuff is all about?

Sausage and cheese that does not need refrigeration and lasts forever. Is it even food? Maybe it's taste infused plastic that harmlessly passes thru your body.

All you need to know about that vile stuff is that you can seamlessly give it to just about anyone without any thought whatsoever - and without worry that you will kill them - and, miraculously, they will give you something back out of guilt.

Its a great Christmas scam.

Cowperson

[calf]

Sounds like someone got a Christmas basket this year.

The best strategy with those, for next time, is to re-wrap it and give it to someone else.

[Resolute 14]

Originally posted by Cowperson+Dec 22 2004, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cowperson @ Dec 22 2004, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fotze@Dec 22 2004, 10:38 PM
Can someone tell me what the hell this vile stuff is all about?

Sausage and cheese that does not need refrigeration and lasts forever. Is it even food? Maybe it's taste infused plastic that harmlessly passes thru your body.

All you need to know about that vile stuff is that you can seamlessly give it to just about anyone without any thought whatsoever - and without worry that you will kill them - and, miraculously, they will give you something back out of guilt.

Its a great Christmas scam.

Cowperson [/b][/quote]
The modern fruitcake, eh?

[snappyk]

So basically it's Spam in a pretty wrapper?