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Old 07-10-2008, 10:05 PM   #1
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It's a buddies 21st birthday and were trying to get him a stripper. Anybody know how you go about doing this? i.e. who u would phone to book? Its kind of last minute so I know that could be a problem. Any info would be much appreciated.

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Old 07-10-2008, 10:10 PM   #2
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If you are trying to keep him a stripper, just tell him to keep stripping. You shouldn't need any outside help.
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Old 07-10-2008, 10:16 PM   #3
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It's a buddies 21st birthday and were trying to keep him a stripper. Anybody know how you go about doing this? i.e. who u would phone to book? Its kind of last minute so I know that could be a problem. Any info would be much appreciated.
Well, Rouge beat me to it, but just tell him he is doing a hell of a job and keep a lot of twenty dollar bills within eyesight. If you are looking for a female partner to join your buddy in his nakedness, I'd look under adult entertainment or escorts in the yellow pages. It's probably a small community where everybody knows your name.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:02 PM   #4
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call up the french maid, they are the only strip club in town (well the 3 of em), I know they book out for private parties.
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Old 07-10-2008, 11:17 PM   #5
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Go to dreamgirls.com

I think its www.dreamgrls.com

just do a google search
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:19 AM   #6
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Doesnt the yellow pages still have Escorts?
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:18 AM   #7
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You want an escort...not a stripper....trust.
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Old 07-11-2008, 07:54 AM   #8
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You want an escort...not a stripper....trust.
Did the pills clear that up for you?
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:16 AM   #9
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Did the pills clear that up for you?
Nope, it still burns....but it was a bitchin party!!!
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:35 AM   #10
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http://www.indart.ca

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Old 07-11-2008, 10:24 AM   #11
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You want an escort...not a stripper....trust.
Escorts will strip too for reduced rates. (Or I guess just hold off on services).

Just phone and ask.
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:27 AM   #12
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You want an escort...not a stripper....trust.
Hence why one would call DreamGirls.
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:31 AM   #13
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Hence why one would call DreamGirls.
Or WetVancouver.....
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This man is missing one half of the CP equation for greatness. =|
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Old 07-11-2008, 06:09 PM   #15
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Just lure in some hookers with some good blow.

I can't believe that took 15 posts.
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Old 07-11-2008, 09:09 PM   #16
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I know the owner. Not too familiar with the talent, but I would guess they're good based on what I do know. (let's just say I've met a few of them in a professional capacity.... mine, not theirs)
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