Strippers Must Wear Permits on Stage

[HOZ]

Obviously San Antonio City Council has too much time on their hands. So where exactly will these strippers be wearing these permits?

I hope they aren't pinned on :P

Strippers must wear Permits!

[moon]

"It will make it easier for police to identify dancers."

Hey cops their the ones with their cloths off. Is it really that hard to go into a strip club and figure out which people are the dancers and which are the dirty old men/horny college students?