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Ok, this thread is going to be about members of the opposite sex who have one, fatally horrific habit that entirely ruins their attractiveness - 'cause I have been irredemiably scarred recently by just this issue!
So I'm down in Vegas "working" at this conference, and naturally after a hard day of gazing vacantly into space while some nerdling yatters on and on about nothing, I have to hit the blackjack tables for some r & r. Being the outgoing friendly Canadian type that I am, I like to chatter and interact with the other people at the table, especially as it distracts me from the usual excruciatingly poor play they exhibit (note: blackjack is NOT the slots, fer chrissake learn to freakin' PLAY if you're gonna sit down).
Well the other night I was sitting by myself for a minute, as the dealer had cleared out the riff-raff with a run of wins for the house, and these three women show up and ask if they can sit and learn to play. Noting that two of them were toothsome little blondlings, and the other (presumably their mother) of the milfy persuasion, I said "Hell yah!"
I immediately deduced that they were drunk, since they had these honkin' margarita glasses (32 oz I think) you get on the Strip, and also were giggling more than a fifth grade classroom after the teacher farts. The hotter daughter sits to my right, and we converse, and things appear to be going well, when suddenly she throws back her head like an Italian soccer player about to go for a dive, and then: SNNNNOOOOORRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKK! She hawks back a loogie with enough force that I had to grab my chips to stop them from getting vacuumed up into her nose like so many quarter bags of coke - I tell you, it was loud enough that I was afraid she'd do herself an injury. Then she justs continues on as if this was normal, blah blah blah jibber jibber jibber!
I tells ya, it was twilight zone time! And her mom and sister didn't say a word, no, "Honey that's a bit rude, why don't you visit the loo and grab a tissue?" or even a "Bitch get a grip on yourself! That was nasty!"
And that was that for me - I "remembered" I had to be somewhere and made my apologies.
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I have a friend who spits constantly. She doesn't go for the loog hawk like that, just spits a lot. It bugs me and it's disgusting. I've learned to deal with it when I hang with her but sometimes I'll randomly get grossed out by it.
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Wow jammies that is awful just terrible, I wouldn’t be able to look that girl in the every again
In no particular order:
1. Chicks that swear- I mean tossing out an f’ this or an f’ that every once and awhile is fine but I mean when a regular conversation that has more f’ bombs than plumber and a trucker combined.
2. Chicks that Phart in public- Just disgusting and rude, I’m a person that doesn’t find pharting funny in any context but when a girl does it in public it’s filth. If my GF ever once pharted around me, bomb broken up on the spot
3. Chicks that smoke- Just nasty doesn’t really need explanation
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Wow jammies that is awful just terrible, I wouldn’t be able to look that girl in the every again
In no particular order:
1. Chicks that swear- I mean tossing out an f’ this or an f’ that every once and awhile is fine but I mean when a regular conversation that has more f’ bombs than plumber and a trucker combined.
2. Chicks that Phart in public- Just disgusting and rude, I’m a person that doesn’t find pharting funny in any context but when a girl does it in public it’s filth. If my GF ever once pharted around me, bomb broken up on the spot
3. Chicks that smoke- Just nasty doesn’t really need explanation
Seriously?
You'd break up with your girlfriend if she fated in phront of you?
Those are some rediculously high standards there buddy.
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Seriously, farting? If you spend enough time around a person, you will notice that they fart. Most people don't draw attention to it but everyone farts in public. Or is a phart different from a fart?
Whoa dude, everyone farts or even pharts... I can see it being an issue if a girl cracks them repeatedly in public like an old man... but everyone slips once in a while. What's next, divorce if she skankifies the bathroom after going for Mexican food?
Honestly (and maybe this is sexist), I've always felt that women should always burp, fart, swear and spit much less than I do, but they are clearly going to do all 4. Swearing being the most tolerable and spitting/farting being the least.
I hate smoking, and that one is a deal-breaker for me.
My biggest one is stupid comments. I know everyone makes them, but if on first impression a girl says something to the effect of "If Al Gore was president, we'd all be dead." Or "It's the Mexicans that are ruining this town." I'm done with the conversation.
My biggest one is stupid comments. I know everyone makes them, but if on first impression a girl says something to the effect of "If Al Gore was president, we'd all be dead." Or "It's the Mexicans that are ruining this town." I'm done with the conversation.
Two more big ones: facial hair and bad breath.
Oh good call, I once broke up with a girl for having bad breath
Hot girl, hot eyes, face, body, etc. Great smile, even good personality ... ALL spoiled by an over-ambundance of body hair. Hairy arms, cheeks, and god knows where else
Hot girl, hot eyes, face, body, etc. Great smile, even good personality ... ALL spoiled by an over-ambundance of body hair. Hairy arms, cheeks, and god knows where else
There is laser hair removal, nair, waxing, etc... but I hear you... when its that bad, and there's no effort to fix it... that's a little gross. If they are naturally hairy and take steps to keep it under control... I can live with that.
Hot girl, hot eyes, face, body, etc. Great smile, even good personality ... ALL spoiled by an over-ambundance of body hair. Hairy arms, cheeks, and god knows where else
Yeah same. That weirds me out, but if I really like a girl and two weeks into the relationship I see a little bit of odd body hair, I'm OK with it. But on first impression, definitely.
Smoking isn't a deal breaker for me as far as screw buddies go but no relationships. Just can't stand being around smoke that much.
This is why chicks farts smell so gross. Since guys are walking around farting all day, it's a constant flow. And since girls have to hold them in all day, when they finally do release .... well .... God help who may be around.
If you'd break up with a chick for farting in front of you Jpold, what would you do with this chick ??
Ya, farting would be a fatal move for me too. I refuse to get complacent enough in a relationship that I would blast them off without care. Naturaly this state of mind has a price, I'm always clear as a whistle right up until my g/f walks into the room. Naturaly that is when one gets locked and loaded.
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