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Old 05-28-2008, 11:32 AM   #1
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http://www.uroclub.org/details.html

Who's ordering?
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:34 AM   #2
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is this SFW or no?
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:36 AM   #3
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It is SFW.

Thats...Interesting. I like how they call a towel strapped to the front a "privacy shield".
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:36 AM   #4
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Will this help my short game?
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:37 AM   #5
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Jim Rome was just riffing on that.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:38 AM   #6
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lol, I think I'll find a tree, thanks!

If there is something designed to hold liquid on a golf course, it should be filled with booze.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:38 AM   #7
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I'm confused as to what this product does that a tree won't. At least with a tree, if something goes wrong my golf bag won't smell like piss all summer.
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HA

Awesome. I just go in the woods though...
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It is SFW.

Thats...Interesting. I like how they call a towel strapped to the front a "privacy shield".
The best is how they claim you can take a leak while giving the impression you're just taking a practice swing...with a giant towel hanging over your crotch.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:39 AM   #10
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If there is something designed to hold liquid on a golf course, it should be filled with booze.
Who says you can't? That might be a good way to sneak some in! Then people could see you drinking out of your golf clubs.
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lol, I think I'll find a tree, thanks!

If there is something designed to hold liquid on a golf course, it should be filled with booze.
Those exist. I played in a hockey tournament in April and there was a draw featuring a fake club that held liquid.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:41 AM   #12
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Jim Rome was just riffing on that.
Yeah I heard it on there.

I loved his suggestion of going to the local course everyday and trying to join a three as a single. Then around the third or forth tee you pull out the UroClub and do your thing.
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Old 05-28-2008, 11:47 AM   #13
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Those exist. I played in a hockey tournament in April and there was a draw featuring a fake club that held liquid.
Maybe order two, one for consumption, one for dispersion. Could be a dangerous gamble.

There are many liquor dispensers out there:
http://www.thegreenhead.com/2005/09/...-golf-club.php 54 oz.!!!

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/64206.asp 48 oz.
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:23 PM   #14
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How does this work for us women? I forsee alot of pee running down my leg...
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Will this help my short game?
The pump is sold separately.

On a different note, who else read the thread title and thought it was about prostate exams? Kind of like, "join the club and get your first gloved finger free."
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Old 05-28-2008, 12:29 PM   #16
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How does this work for us women? I forsee alot of pee running down my leg...
It's for on the golf course.

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Old 05-28-2008, 09:38 PM   #17
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It's for on the golf course.

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OH! I thought I was able to use it at work while I'm trying to sell luggage people!!! Or maybe bring it along when I take the dogs for a walk! I was trying to figure out an excuse to tell people when they asked me why I'm carrying a golf club around and why my shoes are wet...
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