05-16-2008, 07:46 AM
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Backup Goalie
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'Cause I'm keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together all of our days
Wanna wake up every
morning to your sweet face--always
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05-16-2008, 07:56 AM
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Norm!
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Yes there's hope, Shania on the rebound.
Now I need a plane ticket to switzerland
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05-16-2008, 08:36 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Yes there's hope, Shania on the rebound.
Now I need a plane ticket to switzerland
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Get in line. She'll be hot when she's 60! I wonder if there still time for a playboy shoot? 
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05-16-2008, 08:50 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Like they were saying on the radio this morning - she is (or was) a musical superstar, has sold millions of records and earned wheelbarrows of money; and her reclusive soon-to-be ex-husband still has more money than her.
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"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
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05-16-2008, 08:51 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC
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Sweet, I have a chance now....
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05-16-2008, 08:52 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobblehead
Like they were saying on the radio this morning - she is (or was) a musical superstar, has sold millions of records and earned wheelbarrows of money; and her reclusive soon-to-be ex-husband still has more money than her.
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She would be singing at dinner theaters in Southern Ontario if Mutt didn't take over her career.
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05-16-2008, 08:52 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Where's the "This Thread Is Useless Without Pics!!" emoticon?
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05-16-2008, 08:52 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Calgary
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I remember reading somewhere she doesn't like the sex...
What a waste.
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05-16-2008, 08:55 AM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
She would be singing at dinner theaters in Southern Ontario if Mutt didn't take over her career.
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Nah. I see four kids, two ex-husbands and greasy apron in a truck stop somewhere.
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05-16-2008, 08:57 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
She would be singing at dinner theaters in Southern Ontario if Mutt didn't take over her career.
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Yepppp.
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05-16-2008, 09:00 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Last edited by VANFLAMESFAN; 05-16-2008 at 11:23 AM.
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05-16-2008, 09:12 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Apr 2008
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Hottie Draft?
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05-16-2008, 09:21 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
She would be singing at dinner theaters in Southern Ontario if Mutt didn't take over her career.
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It was at Deerhurst, so she would have snagged somebody with some $$
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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05-16-2008, 09:23 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
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I'm really concerned her next album will not sound like Bryan Adams now. Thankfully Bryan Adams will continue to sound like a Canadian Def Leppard, but without Shania to round out the odd linking of the three it isn't nearly as funny anymore.
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05-16-2008, 09:23 AM
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I'm hoping there's a parallel here to Nelly Furtado's career.
Her first album (Whoa Nelly) was kind of inspirational and empowering. Think "I'm Like a Bird." She was sweet and innocent.
Her second album (Folklore) was more mature. Think "Forca", "Powerless" and "Try". It had this "I don't need you, I'm a strong woman" vibe to it. It was during this time that she gave birth to her daughter.
The third album though (Loose)? I mean the wheels just kinda fell off. She broke up with her daughter's father around this time and things seemed to change. Many of the songs and her entire image changed to be all skanky and sexual. Promiscuous Girl? Maneater? You don't have to look too hard to figure out that message.
So here's to Shania emerging as a cougar on the prowl. Time to cast off that wholesome image and get back to the leopard print pants.
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05-16-2008, 09:27 AM
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One of the Nine
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
I'm hoping there's a parallel here to Nelly Furtado's career.
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Does anyone else think the nickname 'Smelly FurTaco' is hilarious?
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05-16-2008, 09:31 AM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fredr123
So here's to Shania emerging as a cougar on the prowl. Time to cast off that wholesome image and get back to the leopard print pants.
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Ever notice that she has never shown her legs in a picture or video? What's up with that? She's not shy about showing off her mid-riff.
Last edited by troutman; 05-16-2008 at 09:39 AM.
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05-16-2008, 09:35 AM
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Dances with Wolves
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 4X4
Does anyone else think the nickname 'Smelly FurTaco' is hilarious?
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lol, yes.
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Shania Twain splits from Mutt
