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Old 05-16-2008, 11:09 AM   #1
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Default Court of Appeal: Moobs are not private parts

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770

But yesterday male breasts, or moobs as they are sometimes known, were right out in the open in one of the highest courts in the land.

Three senior judges grappled with the question of whether male breasts could be regarded as having any sexual allure.

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Old 05-16-2008, 11:11 AM   #2
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Is that Jack Nicholson?
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Is that Jack Nicholson?
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:15 AM   #4
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Is that Jack Nicholson?

You can't handle the boobs!!!
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He has a bigger set than his last girlfriend, Lara Flynn Boyle.
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:34 AM   #6
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You could of warned me that there would be pics
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:36 AM   #7
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He has a bigger set than his last girlfriend, Lara Flynn Boyle.
ha ha ha, beat me too it
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:55 AM   #9
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Jack Nicholson shows the OTHER effects of the Subway diet - bitchtits. Jarrett, you're next, buddy...

Thing is, women think Jack is the tits (no pun intended), so I'd say yes, his jubblies could be said to have "sexual allure".

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IT'S A MANZIER!!!
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Old 05-16-2008, 12:47 PM   #12
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Gotta agree with the judges on this one ... there's nothing sexy about moobs.
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Boy, this day couldn't get any better for fat teenage criminals.

What's next? The Court of Queen's Bench rules that Oreos aren't protected by the Charter?
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Is that a moob sprout growing on Nicholson's right side (just to the right of the sub)?

As I see it, moobs are unsightly and as such SHOULD be considered private parts. Who's complaining if the Atkinson's sets of the world are free to see? Not me.
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Jack -"Does that side boob turn you on? Well it shouldn't because its my side boob"
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Old 05-16-2008, 01:18 PM   #16
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Three senior judges grappled with the question of whether male breasts could be regarded as having any sexual allure.


I suspect that once the female contingent on CP registers for this thread, we will learn that the British could have had the answer without wasting valuable taxpayer dollars.

I would like to say that I look forward to some women's rights group suing to allow women to bear their boobs on an equality rights charge, but we all know that the women we want to see and the women we will see aren't the same group.
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we all know that the women we want to see and the women we will see aren't the same group
Sad but true.
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Makes you wonder what is the critera to be considered a private part. Obviously, the moob should have failed before taking the test, but what makes a private part private in the eyes of the court?
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I would like to say that I look forward to some women's rights group suing to allow women to bear their boobs on an equality rights charge, but we all know that the women we want to see and the women we will see aren't the same group.
Been done. 1991. Ontario. Young lady by the name of Gwen Jacobs took her shirt off and walked home topless on a hot day. She was charged, and convicted of public indency. She appealed the conviction, and won. In 1996, The Ontario Court of Appeal ruled that a woman's breasts are not sexual organs and that Ms. Jacobs committed no crime in baring hers.

Some people say that Canadian women have had the legal right to go topless since 1991. So far as I know though - its only Ontario women who have the right.
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Been done. 1991. Ontario. Young lady by the name of Gwen Jacobs took her shirt off and walked home topless on a hot day. She was charged, and convicted of public indency. She appealed the conviction, and won. In 1996, The Ontario Court of Appeal ruled that a woman's breasts are not sexual organs and that Ms. Jacobs committed no crime in baring hers.

Some people say that Canadian women have had the legal right to go topless since 1991. So far as I know though - its only Ontario women who have the right.
It's allowed, but it's sort of an unwritten law not to. What sane women would want to walk down Macleod trail with her titties flopping around for all to see?
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