05-01-2008, 09:54 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Tuscany
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When to throw out underwear?
What criteria do you guys use when determining when a pair of briefs or boxers has met its time?
Typically for me ill let my undies go until one of my balls starts hanging out from a tear, or, if theres more than 1 rip. 1 rip? not a big deal.
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05-01-2008, 09:57 PM
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Threadkiller
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: 51.0544° N, 114.0669° W
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when the wife demands that they be thrown out
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05-01-2008, 10:01 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Now world wide!
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When boxers become skirt.
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05-01-2008, 10:01 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Calgary
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as soon as i get a rip in them.
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05-01-2008, 10:02 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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When they become see through or no longer stay on properly.
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05-01-2008, 10:04 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern AB, in "oil country" >:p----@
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when they permanently change colour, both front and back 
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05-01-2008, 10:05 PM
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#7
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Lifetime Suspension
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When the skid marks from not wiping add too much extra weight.
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05-01-2008, 10:17 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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yep, when the elastic wasteband is done and they're transparent, it's time to take them out of the rotation.
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05-01-2008, 10:22 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Red Deer now; Liverpool, England before
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricosuave
when the wife demands that they be thrown out
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Winner! 
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"It's red all over!!!!"
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05-01-2008, 10:25 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ricosuave
when the wife demands that they be thrown out
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Agreed, she usually asks or makes fun of them first, but then it gets to the point where they are REQUIRED to be disposed of (or thrown out when i'm not looking).
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05-01-2008, 10:29 PM
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Has lived the dream!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home...
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Lol, if you have to ask yourself the question, then it's probably time.
Unless they are your lucky pair, then wear 'em till they are just a waistband.
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05-01-2008, 10:40 PM
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CP's Resident DJ
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In the Gin Bin
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If you can tell front from back by colour coding....
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05-01-2008, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: @robdashjamieson
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Until you leave them in the hockey dressing room after showering in an out of town rink. They may be your lucky pair, but they're gone, it's not worth going back and asking if anyone has seen a pair of boxers with 4-leaf clovers on them.
Happened to a guy I know 
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05-01-2008, 10:54 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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The elastic is the key. If the elastic is done the comfort level goes down.
A little rip here or there? Meh.
But that elastic gots to be in decent shape.
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05-01-2008, 10:55 PM
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One of the Nine
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Hilarious. The other day I leaned back in my chair to put my feet on the desk and I felt a rip. I realized that the shorts I was wearing were ~4 years old. Meh. Just a tear.
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05-01-2008, 10:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Calgary
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when you notice the gribbilies have morphed into a civilization
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05-01-2008, 10:59 PM
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Such a pretty girl!
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Calgary
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On another note... what's your oldest pair?
I probably have one that's at 10 years.
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05-01-2008, 11:00 PM
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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When ya can't get the skid marks off
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05-01-2008, 11:00 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
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A rip. Hilarious, I just threw one out today haha.
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05-01-2008, 11:19 PM
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Obscure Jersey Wiz
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Marsh
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When there are more holes then there are fabric.
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