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Old 04-16-2008, 07:51 AM   #1
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Default Government Job - Pot Grower

If you have experience growing pot here is the job for you. Contact the federal government and grow pot for medicinal purposes. LINK

To me I would be a little scared to apply for this job, sure I grow it if you want to see my work check out my basement. Wait whats with the handcuffs. Damn.
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Old 04-16-2008, 07:58 AM   #2
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Heheh, it's for firms. And I'm pretty sure no firm has experience in growing (at least that they'd want to share) I think they are just looking for experienced horticulturist frims and such.

Glad to see they are finally doing this the proper way. They screwed up a year or two trying to do it on their own when they had people approach them who knew what they were doing.
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Old 04-16-2008, 07:59 AM   #3
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It's a trap! Reminded me of this Simpsons episode: Lisa the Skeptic

Wiggum: I mailed these bogus prize certificates to every scofflaw in Springfield. When they show up for their free motor boats we arrest them and beat them to the full extent of the law.
Eddie: So the hook is baited.
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Wiggum: Yeah, good work, Eddie!
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Old 04-16-2008, 09:27 AM   #4
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Who told you abut my job?

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Old 04-16-2008, 12:39 PM   #5
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My uncle would be more than qualified for that job, but he'd probably want to work from home in Kaslo BC
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Old 04-16-2008, 07:11 PM   #6
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Actually, I'm sure alot of power company's (moreover, BC Hydro) know quite about the business since they spend tons of R&D money on it.
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Old 04-17-2008, 01:08 AM   #7
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I remember in my days in U of C's science department there being an job posting on one of the bulletin boards to grow marijuana for the government. It was for an individual however, not a firm as is the case with this ad.
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