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Old 04-09-2008, 02:54 PM   #1
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Is it legal in Canada?

Can I take it just because I want to?
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Old 04-09-2008, 02:58 PM   #2
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Google is your friend

And for next time go to the trouble of actually writing "Human Growth Hormone"

So people know what you are talking about
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #3
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I believe its legal, but only with a perscription. Perscriptions are only given out for people with deficiencies, AIDS, cancer etc.... Otherwise it is banned and treated similar to most steroids.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:05 PM   #4
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I'm looking for some target specific HGH.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:08 PM   #5
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I'm looking for some target specific HGH.
Not doing so well w/ the ladies are we?
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:21 PM   #6
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You guys should totally post "before" and "after" pictures.

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Regular application of GH did show several negative side effects such as joint swelling, joint pain, carpal tunnel syndrome, and an increased risk of diabetes.
Liu H, Bravata DM, Olkin I, et al (2007). "Systematic review: the safety and efficacy of growth hormone in the healthy elderly". Ann. Intern. Med. 146 (2): 104–15. PMID 17227934. ; news report

Or maybe just go play more hockey and eat right and THEN post pics.
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Old 04-09-2008, 03:46 PM   #7
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I'm surprsied nobody has thought of this before. That kind of target oriented HGH would sell like crazy on the internet.
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I'm surprsied nobody has thought of this before. That kind of target oriented HGH would sell like crazy on the internet.
My junk email folder suggests the market is flooded.
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:51 PM   #9
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How old are you Gozer?
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Old 04-09-2008, 04:51 PM   #10
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Old 04-09-2008, 05:00 PM   #13
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If you are actually 14 I dont think you should be taking any sort of steroid. You havent even finished growing yet.
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If you are actually 14 I dont think you should be taking any sort of steroid. You havent even finished growing yet.
No kidding!

Holy man, at 14 you should be eating lots and banging everything in sight (not just on the rink )!

HGH will not only make you a paranoid borderline schizophrenic (HGH has mental side effects too), your penis will in all likelyhood, cease growing.

And from about 11 to 15 is when your junk needs to be cared for, as in, used lots. If you want muscles lift weights, or bang fat chicks.
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Old 04-09-2008, 10:21 PM   #16
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Contact a sports performance professional. Or someone with a doctorate in human biology. NOT a GNC nutritionist. There are all sorts of reason not to take artificial HGH as a kid.
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Go through puberty first. Then see where you end up.
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Old 04-09-2008, 11:24 PM   #18
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you wanna be the new hair cut guy, or what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

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Old 04-10-2008, 03:46 AM   #19
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Is it legal in Canada?

Can I take it just because I want to?
certin HGH is legal, but like they said you need a prescription and a shaddy doctor/hockey trainer. plus i doubt you really want the worlds worse case of back-acne...especially at 14

if your 14 and wanna gain mass, quick and easily, start rocking Creoteen you will looked jacked in no time.
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Old 04-10-2008, 10:31 AM   #20
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Well at 14 your growth hormones will already be through the roof.

I wouldn't advise you to take any sort of steroid..ever, but especially not at 14.
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