Wipe: Yes or no?

[RougeUnderoos]

When I got married (nearly 60 years ago now) I gave up two staples of bachelorhood: wiping my ass, wearing a condom and doing my own laundry.

Anyone else go with the free and easy lifestyle?

[Flash Walken]

not wiping and not doing your laundry would go hand in hand for me.

[Clarkey]

Do you have a bidet (sp?) or something? In Thailand they don't use T.P. but some of the toilets have a spray hose for your balloon knot.

[Torture]

...
I can't even imagine not wiping.

Wouldn't it get itchy or something? What happens when you scratch your ass?

(The other two make sense to me though..)

[peter12]

Bidets are bad news. The first time I used one, I had to take a shower afterwards.

[Ozy_Flame]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

When I got married (nearly 60 years ago now) I gave up two staples of bachelorhood: wiping my ass, wearing a condom and doing my own laundry.

Anyone else go with the free and easy lifestyle?

Have you really been married for almost 60 years? Congratulations! Although you gave up three staples by my count...

[RougeUnderoos]

Nope, no bidet or any other sissy contraption.

And I feel for you younger guys and the condoms. I hated those things. Taking the damn thing on and off every time you want to take a leak was such a hassle. With my prostate/age I'm up several times a night and that's bad enough, but if I had to take a rubber off and then put it back on everytime I went to the can I wouldn't get any sleep.

[peter12]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Nope, no bidet or any other sissy contraption.

And I feel for you younger guys and the condoms. I hated those things. Taking the damn thing on and off every time you want to take a leak was such a hassle. With my prostate/age I'm up several times a night and that's bad enough, but if I had to take a rubber off and then put it back on everytime I went to the can I wouldn't get any sleep.

Yeah, I sleep with on, too. I mean you got to jump on that opportunity whenever it arises.

[Torture]

Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos

Nope, no bidet or any other sissy contraption.

And I feel for you younger guys and the condoms. I hated those things. Taking the damn thing on and off every time you want to take a leak was such a hassle. With my prostate/age I'm up several times a night and that's bad enough, but if I had to take a rubber off and then put it back on everytime I went to the can I wouldn't get any sleep.

Did you wear a condom when you slept or something? Otherwise, who needs to go take a leak during sex?

(Sorry, it seems like I'm attacking you in both of my posts, I'm just genuinely confused)

[onetwo_threefour]

Originally Posted by Torture

Did you wear a condom when you slept or something? Otherwise, who needs to go take a leak during sex?

(Sorry, it seems like I'm attacking you in both of my posts, I'm just genuinely confused)

So, ya interested in a great real estate investment. I got some great land for highrise condos in inland south Florida. You can get in on the ground floor...

[RougeUnderoos]

It was during the war.

"Always wear a condom" wasn't as popular a slogan as "Buy War Bonds", but it made an impression on me.

[4X4]

Oh yeah? Well I remember when days were old and nights were cold and condoms weren't invented, we'd wrap our socks around our ***** and that's how babies were prevented.

[nickerjones]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Oh yeah? Well I remember when days were old and nights were cold and condoms weren't invented, we'd wrap our socks around our ***** and that's how babies were prevented.

hhahah i always heard

in days of old , when knights were bold , and girls were not particular
to keep the kids from being born, they stood against the wall did it perpendicular lol

which is a time when they though u couldnt get preggers by doing it standin up


but u dont wipe??? WTF.......

[Moderator]

One thread about TP is enough.