How to beat a drug charge

[GirlySports]

Blame it on a girl.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/ten...ory?id=4329491

Richard Gasquet escaped a lengthy doping ban Wednesday when the International Tennis Federation's tribunal panel ruled that he inadvertently took cocaine by kissing a woman in a nightclub.The 23-year-old Frenchman, who was cleared to resume playing after completing a 2½-month ban on Wednesday, convinced the independent anti-doping tribunal that he ingested cocaine with the kiss with the woman he had just met.

[SteveToms]

And I thought you got busted and wanted help to beat the rap.

[SebC]

Haha... so it's okay to do blow as long as it's out of the mouth of a hooker.

[Locke]

More proof that Women are the root of all evil...trying to ruin that poor guy's career....they should be ashamed of themselves.

Not saying that its bad evil, sometimes a little evil now and then can be fun!!

[EDBTZ12]

Go big or go home.

My sister works for a criminal lawyer and tells me if you are a big time dealer you most likely wont serve anytime but the small dealers get significant jail time.

And by small dealers i dont mean your lil dial-a-dopers im talking about like sellin a pound of marijuana or so.

The big dealers who get busted with a huge stash hardly get jail time well that's atleast what she tells me.

[united]

Rome had a big segment on this today. Hilarious.