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Old 03-18-2008, 08:19 PM   #1
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When you sue over a fly in a bottle of water.


A longtime Culligan customer, Mustapha found a fly in an unopened bottle of water he had delivered to his home in November 2001. Court heard Mustapha subsequently vomited, couldn't sleep or shower, and had difficulty carrying on his business.
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Old 03-18-2008, 08:29 PM   #2
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Oh for Pete's sake. My daughter swallowed a fly when when she was about three weeks old. It was her first solid food. Some people need a slap in the common sense organ. A fly in the water bottle? It's a good thing this poor sheltered soul didn't have to put up with the prevailing living conditions on this planet for the first 10000 or so years of civilization. I wonder what people like that would do if they had any idea how many times some pimply burger flipper has spit on their Big Mac while it was being prepared?
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:00 PM   #3
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When you sue over a fly in a bottle of water.


A longtime Culligan customer, Mustapha found a fly in an unopened bottle of water he had delivered to his home in November 2001. Court heard Mustapha subsequently vomited, couldn't sleep or shower, and had difficulty carrying on his business.
You read smalldeadanimals. I hate that lady.
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:22 PM   #4
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Oh for Pete's sake. My daughter swallowed a fly when when she was about three weeks old. It was her first solid food. Some people need a slap in the common sense organ. A fly in the water bottle? It's a good thing this poor sheltered soul didn't have to put up with the prevailing living conditions on this planet for the first 10000 or so years of civilization. I wonder what people like that would do if they had any idea how many times some pimply burger flipper has spit on their Big Mac while it was being prepared?
He didn't even swallow the fly, he just saw it...yikes.
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I don't hate Kate...(she's from the same neck of the woods I'm from in Sask), but I don't agree with most of what she says.
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Old 03-18-2008, 09:23 PM   #6
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His wife should kick him in the balls and call him a lady!
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Old 03-18-2008, 10:11 PM   #7
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You read smalldeadanimals. I hate that lady.
Actually yes I did. I took that story over the many on bourque.org and Arts and Daily where there are many good and interesting stories today.
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Old 03-18-2008, 10:29 PM   #8
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I bit into a tooth or a bone of some kind in my Subway today; it was pretty disgusting. I'm thinking of mailing it to them.
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Old 03-18-2008, 10:59 PM   #9
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I whacked my hand on the floor today and my nail bed hurts, plus I've got a small cut from the same incident. WCB?
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Old 03-19-2008, 08:34 AM   #10
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Well if he's suing over a fly in his bottled water, then I'm suing the producers of Soul Train, because I didn't see one locomotive when I watched the show. Bait and switch!!
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:04 AM   #11
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Well if he's suing over a fly in his bottled water, then I'm suing the producers of Soul Train, because I didn't see one locomotive when I watched the show. Bait and switch!!
Don't bother, I sued the producers of "The Neverending Story" and didn't get a dime.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:33 AM   #12
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Bare Naked Ladies?

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Old 03-19-2008, 09:38 AM   #13
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My parents opened a jar of baby food for me when I was a kid and were about to feed me shards of glass (which were mixed in with the baby food for some odd reason). All they got was a courtesy basket of baby stuff.
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Old 03-19-2008, 09:39 AM   #14
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I don't hate Kate...(she's from the same neck of the woods I'm from in Sask), but I don't agree with most of what she says.
That Holocaust business was pretty nasty.
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