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Old 03-21-2010, 06:26 PM   #1
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What are some helpful things to know throughout life?
Post them here.

I'll start with a couple off the top of my head:
Baby wipes are invaluable in the bathroom, on road trips, camping and other times when a shower isn't accessible.

Never buy ketchup from a store instead stock up next time you're at a fast food restaurant.
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:27 PM   #2
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Only use heinz ketchup. The rest is garbage.


EDIT: When in New York, try some Papa John's pizza.

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Old 03-21-2010, 06:41 PM   #4
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beer before liquor makes you sicker....
liquor before beer, you're in the clear...
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Stop, drop, and roll!
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:46 PM   #7
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:47 PM   #8
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:49 PM   #10
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Old 03-21-2010, 06:51 PM   #11
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It's a better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're an idiot, than open it and prove you are.
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The "Rule of Three"

1. Humans cannot survive more than 3 hours exposed to extremely low temperatures.
2. Humans cannot survive more than 3 days without water.
3. Humans cannot survive more than 3 weeks without food.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survival_skills
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I’m always amazed these sportscasters and announcers can call the game with McDavid’s **** in their mouths all the time.
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Always eat before drinking...unless you are going to a bar and want to save money.
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I’m always amazed these sportscasters and announcers can call the game with McDavid’s **** in their mouths all the time.
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Stop, drop, and roll!
This only works when you're on fire in the torso area. I've got a big-ass scar on my ankle to prove that.

Stuff you should know:

If you're going round for round, and your friend finishes his before you and offers to grab the next one, don't decline. If you do, the pattern will get all screwed up.

Don't be a dick and hoard all your booze. On the other side of the coin, don't be a dick and buy cheap stuff, then drink everyone's good stuff.
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