02-16-2008, 12:07 AM
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Holy crap. That kid is in for some serious adjustment one of these days.
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02-16-2008, 12:14 AM
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Playboy Mansion Poolboy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Close enough to make a beer run during a TV timeout
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My "BS" detector just went off. My guess is a staged video.
She just isn't that hot IMHO.
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02-16-2008, 12:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ken0042
My "BS" detector just went off. My guess is a staged video.
She just isn't that hot IMHO.
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Well, the news report seemed legit, as did the plug for Wife Swap, although the first thing I thought about was that video with the girl who gets all pissed that the new mustang she got isn't red or something. I think that one was staged.
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02-16-2008, 01:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Vancouver, British Columbia.
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Kill her with fire IMO
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02-16-2008, 09:06 AM
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There's a show on mtv about these little s who get to plan their 16th birthday. They are all horrible spoiled people, it's sickening to watch.
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02-16-2008, 09:25 AM
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That is hilarious. She clearly has zero chance to grow up as a productive member of society.
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02-16-2008, 09:32 AM
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Norm!
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She's going to make an excellent homeless prostitute.
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02-16-2008, 10:17 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
She's going to make an excellent homeless prostitute.
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Sorry no. Her parents are self-made people. She is Paris Hilton Lite 
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02-16-2008, 10:25 AM
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Nothing out of the ordinary here!
Best case scenario, chickie grows up and looks just like mom - ie., like a ghoul.
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02-16-2008, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by oilers_fan
That is hilarious. She clearly has zero chance to grow up as a productive member of society.
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Barbie may not become a productive member of society, but she probably will marry the high school quarterback, who probably has a similar IQ to her. QB Ken's dad will be filthy rich and he'll buy sonny a law degree at Harvard. Ken and Barbie probably go on to become social elites. He's given gratuitous positions on corporate boards where he never has to do anything but still pulls down six figure pay for every board he sits on. Barbie meanwhile specializes in threesomes with the famous and addicted show biz crowd.
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02-16-2008, 11:14 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
She's going to make an excellent homeless prostitute.
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Fishing through dumpsters for food and giving blowjobs to fuel her raging Meth addiction are all acquired skills.
Shes going to be amazed at what she can learn if she has to. 
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02-16-2008, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Victoria, BC
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What i wouldn't give to take that girl on a date and then ask her to pay. The reaction would be priceless.
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02-16-2008, 11:17 AM
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Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
What i wouldn't give to take that girl on a date and then ask her to pay. The reaction would be priceless.
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I'd take her through drive through at MacDonalds. Then demand that she works for her meal of you know what I mean.
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02-16-2008, 12:13 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HotHotHeat
What i wouldn't give to take that girl on a date and then ask her to pay. The reaction would be priceless.
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I'd take her through drive through at MacDonalds. Then demand that she works for her meal of you know what I mean.
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You know...I want to be the cameraman then. 
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02-16-2008, 12:34 PM
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Norm!
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Originally Posted by HOZ
You know...I want to be the cameraman then. |
Ah a job description that only Paris Hilton could love.
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02-16-2008, 01:01 PM
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Redundant Minister of Redundancy
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Montreal
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I love the comments at the bottom of the video. Especially when she's describing how she wants her bagel toasted just so and it reads "this is why the terrorists hate us".
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02-16-2008, 01:17 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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i watched the episode of Wife Swap with her in it ... was a bit unreal if you ask me!
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02-16-2008, 03:33 PM
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That was brutal. I laughed my ass off at the "that wasn't your best cereal"...just wow.
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02-16-2008, 03:43 PM
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One of the Nine
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Space Sector 2814
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Wow.. the judges must have been bribed for that troll to win the pageant.
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