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Old 02-11-2008, 10:35 PM   #1
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http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/...-Marksman.html


Wow... wow... ugh... wow.
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:40 PM   #2
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I just can't believe that. Impossible.
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:42 PM   #3
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Robin Hood would still kick his ass, especially if it was a competition using middle age long bows with home made arrows.

Unless this guy got hungry and ate Robin.
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:51 PM   #4
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Robin Hood would still kick his ass, especially if it was a competition using middle age long bows with home made arrows.

Unless this guy got hungry and ate Robin.
Agreed. Some of those bows are so amazingly accurate and the arrows so perfectly shaped, you might as well be firing a gun.
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:07 PM   #5
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Agreed. Some of those bows are so amazingly accurate and the arrows so perfectly shaped, you might as well be firing a gun.
OMG - alright your job is to find such shots that can be just as accurate from a bow....

I'll be waiting.... and waiting... and making a sandwich... and sleeping... and waiting.
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OMG - alright your job is to find such shots that can be just as accurate from a bow....

I'll be waiting.... and waiting... and making a sandwich... and sleeping... and waiting.
Hey remember Robin Hood split an arrow during a competition.

Unfortunately I can't find that video on youtube. Maybe I can find a wood carving depicting that shot.
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Old 02-11-2008, 11:32 PM   #7
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Hey remember Robin Hood split an arrow during a competition.

Unfortunately I can't find that video on youtube. Maybe I can find a wood carving depicting that shot.
And I thought you'd say something to me about eating before bed!
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It looks like I have a Mexican twin(from the Bush meets the Ducks thread) and now I have a Chinese twin.

This is getting disturbing.
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It looks like I have a Mexican twin(from the Bush meets the Ducks thread) and now I have a Chinese twin.

This is getting disturbing.

Hey Tubby!!!! he he
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Hey Tubby!!!! he he
I'm pleasantly plump!
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Do you think that guys stomach was growling when he shot the egg?

Twang mmmmmmm Omlette.
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Probably looking for a wild boar to conquer!!! Eggs and wild boar bum!!! MMMMMM. Mung!
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Thats pretty crazy.. the way the arrow flexes up and down in air im suprised it could be that accurate..
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Didn't they bust this on Mythbusters?
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That alone makes my night.
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This quote is clearly erroneous:

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This guy is a champ with the bow and arrow. He can hit targets with millimeter precision.
Yeah? How come he cant hit a gym?
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Yeah? How come he cant hit a gym?

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Do you think that guys stomach was growling when he shot the egg?

Twang mmmmmmm Omlette.
If he is my Chinese twin, then he will only have egg white omelets
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If he is my Chinese twin, then he will only have egg white omelets
Are you kidding, that guy looks like he loves the bird embryo.

mmmm crunchy.
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Are you kidding, that guy looks like he loves the bird embryo.

mmmm crunchy.

Century Egg... The more salt the better!
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