Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

[Cheese]

Dantes Inferno
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So all ye Hellians...where do you stand? Take the test and find out where the biggest party in the afterlife will be!

I am in...

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

[ricosuave]

and that's why you are a flames fan!

[CaptainCrunch]

No surprise spending eternity with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy does have its advantages though



Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[4X4]

Pfft. I'm barely evil. I thought I was going to a much deeper level of hell. 2nd level.

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Sweet. At least there'll be some hotties down there.

[KevanGuy]

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by KevanGuy

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Well, at least you'll have something to eat.

[Caged Great]

I'm in the 6th level of hell, mainly because I'm buddhist and partly because I think that science is right....

[Locke]

Alright!! 2nd Bowl first row, best seats in the house!!

Wait....this is hell? Weak.

[flylock shox]

Does the 2nd level just sound like a pretty good party to anyone else? Roomful of lustful people including at least a couple of hot broads from ancient times. Works for me.

[PYroMaNiaC]

Level 2 - weak. Really. Who wouldn't give up food for sex?

[Dan02]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

[HalifaxDrunk]

I'm in the 2nd level as well. We are gonna party like there is no tomorrow...wait there isn't!

[ricoFlame]

i'm in limbo!

[Cheese]

You pathetic 2nd levellers! You need to get out and sin more!
The better party is starting on the 6th level...soon.

[J pold]

Ha!! 8th level of hell for me!

The current CP high damn all you dogooders!!

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[sadora]

I'm in the second level of hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

[CMPunk]

Wow...looks like I win...

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

[J pold]

Originally Posted by CMPunk

Wow...looks like I win...

Seventh Level of Hell

Pfff that place is a paradise compared too the 8th level that I have been banished too!

[photon]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[CaptainCrunch]

They missed one

The ninth circle of hell

This circle is two blocks off of the River Styx and looks like a peacefull and ideal setting with big lawns, nice houses and white picket fences. Its guarded by the demon known as wife who is beautiful when she greets you, but her appearance changes as you settle in. She becomes wide and resides on her throne known as the couch. She doesn't consume your flesh she consumes the rewards known as eternal labor. Her earlier form converts to a large gelatinous mass known as the Springer form. Her assaults on you are not physical but her biting wit and repeated statements threaten to tear your sanity from your head. You are constantly tempted by other demons known as college girls who's ultimate weapon is ironically called the catholic school girl outfit. But beware for to succumb to this demons temptation is to open the next torment known as the divorce where half of your being is ripped ruthlessly away.

If you avoid this temptation two or more demons known as children will be sent to add to your torment. They take different forms as they go from poop machine, to terrible two's, to surly teenager, to money grubbing life draining college student to car wrecking needing a loan as they torment you from their throne known as the never leaving home.

The fourth demon in this torment is known as the parent who constantly assault you with their disappointment in your life.

The punishment for this is 50 years after which you are sent to the much gentler 8th level of hell for a vacation.