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Old 01-31-2008, 09:33 PM   #1
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Default Instructional guide for your significant female other
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:01 PM   #2
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That was hilarious.
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Old 01-31-2008, 11:15 PM   #3
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hahah my fiancee is going to laugh her ass off at this...
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Old 02-01-2008, 12:59 AM   #4
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man that omelet looked gross
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Old 02-01-2008, 05:24 AM   #6
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Hrm. The comments seem to suggest that the video was insulting to WOMEN. If anything it makes MEN look like absolute drooling idiots.
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Hrm. The comments seem to suggest that the video was insulting to WOMEN. If anything it makes MEN look like absolute drooling idiots.
We arn't?
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Old 02-01-2008, 08:32 AM   #8
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Dude, that video really speaks the truth. Seriously, that's like a dream come true.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:26 AM   #9
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I laughed out loud with the food one. It is true, we turn into grumpy savages without a full stomach...

I don't think it was demeaning at all... it was all humorous and generally true.
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Old 02-01-2008, 10:55 AM   #10
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Old 02-01-2008, 11:33 AM   #11
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I got bored last night so I watched the other videos in the category. Learnt some new tips for cuddling
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I got bored last night so I watched the other videos in the category. Learnt some new tips for cuddling
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