Kingston's Pigeons

[fredr123]

http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/lo...ns_pigeons.php

Don't worry about the story too much (town council voted to bring in a marksman to "deal" with a pigeon population problem) but read the comments.

[Bobblehead]

"Kill them with axes."


lol

[MelBridgeman]

Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease to name but a few.

for example setting up a tasty pigeon pie stall in the centre of town. I for one would be grateful to see these horrific beasts removed from the Royal borough altogether! They are a nuisance, and also the flying wizards of Satan. There, I've said it.

I defecated on a pigeon once.

This is a subject very dear to my heart. You see, I was a pigeon in a former life. I know a lot of people don't believe in reincarnation, but it's true.

Gas them like badgers

The real reason they are killing the Pigeons is that they are all genetically created, highly trained, radioactive killing machines

lol

[jammies]

"The Flying Wizards of Satan"!!!!!! Now THAT is a primo rock band name!

[Devils'Advocate]

They just keep getting better:

Let's just relax here - they're just PIGEONS, bear that in mind. They're just fluffy little critters who are cute and tickle you with their whiskers ... ah no, that's kittens. Sorry.

I think the important questions here are yet to have been mooted; are these the european or african pigeons??

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[RatherDashing]

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But if a pigeon is walking forward flapping its wings whilst on a conveyor belt moving at exactly the same speed in the opposite direction... Will it actually take off or not???

Does anybody know what's going on with this article? Did they get invaded by somethingawful or something?