So what have he and others learned about the fine art of flatulating?
It’s a pretty common occurrence. Studies in which volunteers tracked their gas passage suggest people fart 10 to 20 times a day, with some hitting the 30, 40, even 50 mark, says Levitt, who is with the VA Medical Center in Minneapolis, Minn.
An Australian study that followed a group of men and women for a couple of months concluded men let rip on average 10 times a day, while women lag with eight emissions.
But producing less gas may create another problem for women — and the people around them. Levitt’s research suggests women’s flatulence is more ... aromatic.
The study was the first ever attempt to provide an objective evaluation of the odour of flatus, Levitt explains. Volunteer judges, blinded to the identity of the generating gender, were asked to rank the potency of the end product.
Gym flatulence is the best. People love to fart at the gym. Squat? Ripper. Chest fly? Long squeaker. Bicep curl? Shart. The men's change-room at the Talisman Center is just one big assy-smelling cesspool of anal release. Don't even get me started on the hot tub or the steam room.
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