11-24-2004, 12:47 PM
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Drunk tank
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This is from Slam Sports.
In the article written by Bill Lankhof.
SMART 'N' SASSY
Anna Benson, wife of Mets pitcher Kris, on what she would do if she owned a major league team: "One, they wouldn't be going out and getting hammered every night. Two, I'd allow wives on road trips so players aren't chasing ass all night. And I'd always be in the locker room. If I'm paying them millions, I should be able to watch them walk around naked."
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11-24-2004, 12:57 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Quote:
Originally posted by ratech@Nov 24 2004, 07:47 PM
This is from Slam Sports.
In the article written by Bill Lankhof.
SMART 'N' SASSY
Anna Benson, wife of Mets pitcher Kris, on what she would do if she owned a major league team: "One, they wouldn't be going out and getting hammered every night. Two, I'd allow wives on road trips so players aren't chasing ass all night. And I'd always be in the locker room. If I'm paying them millions, I should be able to watch them walk around naked."
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Sounds like there's a hubby out there who got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar one too many times!!!
Cowperson
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11-24-2004, 01:45 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lethbridge
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If he did he is a dope. I have seen pictures of Bensons wife and she is a hottie for sure!
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11-24-2004, 05:23 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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Yep, I agree, he would definately be quite the dope!
Anna's Homepage
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11-24-2004, 06:19 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Originally posted by Draug@Nov 24 2004, 06:23 PM
Yep, I agree, he would definately be quite the dope!
Anna's Homepage
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Holy @##! It's like Jessica Alba mated with Katie Holmes!  
That was some damn fine surgery. Heck, if she looks like that feel free to tether me to her 24/7 with a Kevlar cutproof rope!
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11-24-2004, 06:39 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Quote:
Originally posted by Cowperson@Nov 24 2004, 01:57 PM
Sounds like there's a hubby out there who got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar one too many times!!!
Cowperson
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In the context of the quote, that could insinuate more than one is led to believe....
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11-24-2004, 06:49 PM
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Ben
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: God's Country (aka Cape Breton Island)
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Quote:
Originally posted by Muta+Nov 24 2004, 10:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Muta @ Nov 24 2004, 10:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cowperson@Nov 24 2004, 01:57 PM
Sounds like there's a hubby out there who got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar one too many times!!!
Cowperson
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In the context of the quote, that could insinuate more than one is led to believe....
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yeah
seems like she's joking around through the whole quote. I mean she's not dumb (obviously) the players "chase ass" but not like they're running in the stand going "hehehe, titties" like the picture she paints. Followed by her saying she'd watch them walk around naked. Same thing but role reversed is it not?
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11-24-2004, 07:15 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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Originally posted by Maritime Q-Scout@Nov 25 2004, 01:49 AM
I mean she's not dumb (obviously) the players "chase ass" but not like they're running in the stand going "hehehe, titties" like the picture she paints.
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Famous quote from one of the great baseball books of all time, Jim Bouton's "Ball Four," circa 1969, where some guys have the binoculars out and they're scoping the seats:
"Section 28, check the rack on that broad."
Bouton goes on to explain that an angry umpire catching players with binoculars could easily be calmed by telling him they weren't stealing signs, they were just boob watching.
Oh yes, Anna Benson knows what it is she's talking about.
Cowperson
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11-24-2004, 07:31 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally posted by Draug@Nov 24 2004, 06:23 PM
Anna's Homepage
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O_o :woot:
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11-25-2004, 11:27 AM
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I don't get it.
Is she a former playmate or super model or something?
Don't get me wrong, she is a stunning young woman. But other than having the ability to catch a major league baseball player for a husband, what the heck is that website all about??
How narcassistic can one be?
My favourite baseball quote, by the way, is from David Cone. Somebody once asked him if pitchers in the bullpen got a little 'action' once in a while out there. His response (paraphrased):" 'Well, if you are talking about a guy getting a BJ once in while out in the bullpen, then yeah, it does happen."
Too funny.
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11-25-2004, 12:21 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally posted by No I.D.+Nov 24 2004, 08:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (No I.D. @ Nov 24 2004, 08:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Draug@Nov 24 2004, 06:23 PM
Anna's Homepage
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O_o :woot:[/b][/quote]
Agreed. :P
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11-25-2004, 12:29 PM
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Director of the HFBI
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally posted by I-Hate-Hulse@Nov 24 2004, 07:19 PM
That was some damn fine surgery.
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Don't think there is any surgery unless it is in her face. Otherwise she looks pretty natural to me.
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11-25-2004, 04:52 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Clinching Party
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Quote:
Originally posted by northernflame@Nov 25 2004, 11:27 AM
IMy favourite baseball quote, by the way, is from David Cone. Somebody once asked him if pitchers in the bullpen got a little 'action' once in a while out there. His response (paraphrased):" 'Well, if you are talking about a guy getting a BJ once in while out in the bullpen, then yeah, it does happen."
Too funny.
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If anyone knows about bawdy behaviour in the bullpen, it's David Cone.
During one game at Shea Stadium he apparently grew bored of the homeruns, strikeouts and double plays taking place on the field so he decided to show his foul balls and pop-up to three lovelies that were near the bullpen. They were not there for a baseball lesson so they filed a sexual harassment lawsuit.
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11-26-2004, 09:50 AM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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It gets more funny . . . . Anna speaking in the gossip column of the NY Post this morning:
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/20855.htm
Cowperson
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11-26-2004, 10:23 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Thats the kind of stuff you want your teammates to know, that your wife had to stick stuff up your *** on an airplane ride. Benson certainly won't hear about that next season.
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11-26-2004, 10:41 AM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Sector 7-G
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Quote:
Originally posted by moon@Nov 26 2004, 11:23 AM
Thats the kind of stuff you want your teammates to know, that your wife had to stick stuff up your *** on an airplane ride. Benson certainly won't hear about that next season.
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At which point he pulls out a copy of this months FHM and shuts em up! Heck, I'll bet his teammates wouldn't mind letting Anna do whatever she wanted to them.
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11-26-2004, 11:32 AM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lethbridge
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Quote:
Originally posted by I-Hate-Hulse+Nov 26 2004, 10:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (I-Hate-Hulse @ Nov 26 2004, 10:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-moon@Nov 26 2004, 11:23 AM
Thats the kind of stuff you want your teammates to know, that your wife had to stick stuff up your *** on an airplane ride. Benson certainly won't hear about that next season.
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At which point he pulls out a copy of this months FHM and shuts em up! Heck, I'll bet his teammates wouldn't mind letting Anna do whatever she wanted to them. [/b][/quote]
I guess so, although I am sure that most pro athletes can get their fair share of hot chicks if wanted.
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