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Old 12-05-2007, 09:41 PM   #1
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:05 PM   #2
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If she didn't have a camera I'd be aiming lower....
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:14 PM   #3
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And as he caught sight of her earring, Turco reached forward, knowing he would never be closer to something big, silver and shiny.
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Old 12-05-2007, 10:53 PM   #5
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Hey, what kind of camera is th...OOOooooooooh shiny!!
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:24 AM   #6
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you've gotta little bit of white stuff on ya
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Old 12-06-2007, 10:26 AM   #7
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go down on 157th Street, turn left at 98th Avenue, I'm the third house on the left.
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Gee, girls typically take their shirts off to have me sign them, but, okay!
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Turco in the middle of filming a Puck Bunnies version of a MY NHL commercial
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Old 12-06-2007, 03:44 PM   #10
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sorry for the rubber glove, marty, but one can never be too careful around hockey players
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Old 12-06-2007, 04:14 PM   #11
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guy in the background: "that guy makes himself bald and gets to talk to chicks like that, life sucks"

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turco to the girl: "you know I am getting really good at opening doors for girls, its my job now that they realized I can't play goal, I am turning into a real gentleman"

girl: "yeaaah okay I only date starters, but i guess you can sign my shirt"

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Old 12-11-2007, 10:10 PM   #12
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girl: thank you tony romo!
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good god, she is smoking
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Old 12-12-2007, 10:19 AM   #15
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Girl: "All you can offer me is earrings? I can think of a billion reasons why I prefered Belfour in Dallas"
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Old 12-12-2007, 11:53 AM   #16
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Just like everything else, you could slip between my legs

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Old 12-15-2007, 12:17 AM   #17
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(That girl isn't that good looking)
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Old 12-19-2007, 05:33 PM   #18
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Old 12-19-2007, 11:26 PM   #19
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Girl: Hi Marty, you're such a good shootout goalie, but what's your weak spot?

Turco: Right here, over the shoulder glove side. Let me show you......
Hey speakin of which what's yours?

Girl: Well here, here's my camera, can I show you?
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:32 AM   #20
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(That girl isn't that good looking)
Agreed. Could just be the angle, but she looks like a man.
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