Aaron Karo, a comedian has been putting these together for the last 10 years or so. Mainly relating to college and twentysomethings, I find these hilarious at times, so I thought I would share them here.
A few of my favorites from the last article I read:
-Met this girl at a party a few weeks ago. She clearly had fake breasts. Later, my friend told me she was a virgin. This annoyed me. Virgins shouldn’t have fake breasts. In fact, if you have implants before intercourse, I think you should get an asterisk on your v-card.
-My online grocery store always ties my plastic bag of apples too tight. But after I struggle with the knot for twenty minutes, then finally open it and select an apple, I find that I proceed to re-tie the bag with as much vigor as had previously angered me. Which just goes to show, an apple a day will ing kill you.
-When characters on TV go to the grocery store, they always exit with a single, generic brown paper bag packed to the brim, complete with a stalk of celery sticking out of the top. I always wonder: One, who the shops like that? And, two, why isn’t the celery in a frustratingly difficult-to-open plastic bag?
Here's a link to his "greatest hits" article:
http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1741604
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