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Old 11-27-2007, 01:47 PM   #1
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Default The 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions Ever Patented

More from your friends at cracked.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15693...-patented.html

#10 is for fotze.
Only wish I could have come up with #1 though.
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Old 11-27-2007, 03:10 PM   #2
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Apparatus For Simulating a "High Five"
Hahahahahahahaha, oh that is just sooo sad
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:02 PM   #3
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this is one of the funniest things i've ever read
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:18 PM   #4
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The swing the guy patented was actually a side-to-side motion, parallel to the tree limb, not the usual perpindicular motion that you use on a normal swing. His swing can even go in an oval pattern if you are so inclinded (like a tire-swing).

That said, if you read the actual patent, there's a re-examination certificate and all his claims were cancelled. The who patented the stick should have all his claims cancelled as well.
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