Ozzy wins the battle, loses the war

[Cowperson]

A thief got away with $1.8 million in jewellry at Ozzy Osbourne's English mansion but had to escape with by a 30 foot jump when Ozzy himself came at him with his cane.

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-218845c.html

Cowperson

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why would you run away from Ozzy, it would take a gentle breeze to knock him down... or you could always use the look over there trick.