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Old 11-22-2007, 02:58 PM   #1
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Hey guys, I was asked by my editor to write an article on how to hook up with a Hairdresser. Since I have next to no experience doing this, can anyone give some anecdotes or advice on what to do and what NOT to do? I'm at a loss!!

Thanks guys! Your opinion will help me out immensely.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:00 PM   #2
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Yikes... that's gotta be a tough pull man. Same as picking up a waitress really.

I don't know, I guess if you get a shampoo, just play it cool. But on the way to the chair mention something along the lines of "Wow, that was relaxing" just to let her know that you appreciated it and enjoyed it, and take it from there?

edit... After a shampoo say something like "I think I need a cigarette!" to be funny.

Are you sure you're writing an article? or is this info for you?? lol

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Old 11-22-2007, 03:01 PM   #3
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Grab her butt.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:02 PM   #4
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Shower the day you are going to get your haircut.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:02 PM   #5
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Try using the cape to show off a little "tent action".
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:03 PM   #6
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Maybe interview a hairdresser or two for the article, maybe doing the interview would get you some lovin'.
I should have thought of that, that's a good idea!
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:05 PM   #7
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Grab her butt.
LOL

Are you talking about picking one up the first time you get your hair cut? Or could you have gone a few times to gain some type of trust and relationship?
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:07 PM   #8
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:07 PM   #9
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I should have thought of that, that's a good idea!
This is how you write the article:

1. Meet a few hot hairdressers, identify yourself as a journalist, and ask them if they've ever been hit on by customers before (surely they would have been).
2. Ask them what approaches worked (if any), and what approaches failed miserably.
3. Score with the hairdresser(s).
4. Conclude your article with the suggestion that the best way to score a hairdresser is to pose as a journalist writing a story about how to score a hairdresser.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:08 PM   #10
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I kind of picked up a hair dresser in training, does that count? But she wasn't my hair dresser. Also picked up a waitress in toronto..
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This is how you write the article:

1. Meet a few hot hairdressers, identify yourself as a journalist, and ask them if they've ever been hit on by customers before (surely they would have been).
2. Ask them what approaches worked (if any), and what approaches failed miserably.
3. Score with the hairdresser(s).
4. Conclude your article with the suggestion that the best way to score a hairdresser is to pose as a journalist writing a story about how to score a hairdresser.
That's awesome!
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:10 PM   #12
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I think there are two methods here.

1) I really like Marchhare's thoughts on the subject.
2) Buy yourself some nice leather pants, and go dancin at Detours and hope the guy you pick up is a hairdresser. Repeat as necessary untill desired result occurs.

Seriously, how did this thread to this long without a gay joke?
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Well, assuming it isn't the first time you have gone to her... Schedule an appointment at the least busy time for her. Get into a really good conversation during the haircut (this is where you have to rely on your own abilities), so good that you continue the topic after the cut is finished. Schedule, or talk about scheduling, your next appointment, ask what days she works, and say "maybe we can finish our discussion before then... are you free next [day she doesn't work]_?" Who knows if it will work, but that's how I'd go about it.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:12 PM   #14
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Grab her butt.
And then call her sugar t....well you know the rest.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:14 PM   #15
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I kind of picked up a hair dresser in training, does that count? But she wasn't my hair dresser. Also picked up a waitress in toronto..
And now I sleep with one for free hair cuts
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:17 PM   #16
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Seriously - if you can do this well it pays huge dividends!

I did it, but it was with my hairdresser when I ran into her outside (different situation, but shows the benefits). I've been getting either free or $20.00 haircuts for the past 7 years now.

I was nice, didn't lead anyone on, it didn't go anywhere, but worked out wonderful!

I like the method suggested above, the "posing as a journalist" I was thinking something like that and interviewing them as the best way to go!

I think I save $30 - $50 every time I cut my hair!

Good luck!
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:22 PM   #17
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I like the method suggested above, the "posing as a journalist" I was thinking something like that and interviewing them as the best way to go!
The beauty of it is that he's not posing as a journalist...he really is one!
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:38 PM   #18
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Step One - Cut a hole in that box . . .
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:43 PM   #19
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When she says "let's go rinse that off", start taking off your pants and tell her you'd really like a complete rinse.
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Old 11-22-2007, 03:56 PM   #20
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Just don't ask her for the male version of the Brazilian, she'll think your totally gay.
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