Pranks

[calf]

I need some help getting payback on a co-worker. A little while ago we made a (drunken) bet…I’m not exactly sure how it came up, but if I were to win, I would win a toaster oven. I won the bet about 6 weeks ago, and didn’t collect (I didn’t need it, but it would be nice to have…a bet is a bet, after all). Last night I had a housewarming party with a few co-workers, where I was supposed to collect (and she said that I would be getting it then too). I open the box, and inside was an Easy Bake Oven instead…a funny prank gift and all, but she 1) pranked me in front of a group of people, and 2) reneged on the bet. Something like that shouldn’t go unpunished. Any good payback ideas?

[MolsonInBothHands]

Make her the first treat out of the easy bake oven. An ex-lax brownie.

[rubecube]

Give her hepatitis.

[Dan02]

hmmm when I make a drunken bet with a female usually a toaster oven isn't what i have in mind, but too each their own.

[worth]

i would choose the more subtle approach. kick her in the box.

[fredr123]

A while back they were working on a pill that gave worms to ex-girlfriends. Maybe it would be effective on your co-worker?

[CaptainCrunch]

Bury a store dummy in her back yard while making a lot of noise and crying like a girl.

Call homeland security and tell them that you saw a big brick of gray playdough like material in her fridge

Spray her car with truck bedliner

call her house from a payphone, act like the worlds most persistant telemarketer

get her drunk, knock her up

Pay all of her friends to pretend that they don't know her at all.

Steal a bunch of office supplies, put them in her house, call her boss

Simpson's moment. Take a beer out of her fridge, take it to home depot and put it in a paint mixer, then return it to her fridge.

drop a snake in her toilet, don't flush, don't light a match and leave

[4X4]

Tape a dead fish to the back of her desk.

[Buff]

The Annoy-a-tron!

Clickty here...

[worth]

Originally Posted by Buff

The Annoy-a-tron!

Clickty here...

winnar!

lol @ letter

[FlamesKickAss]

Originally Posted by Buff

The Annoy-a-tron!

Clickty here...

awesome, that rocket launcher looks sweet too

[Buff]

I think I am going to buy myself an annoy-a-tron. I'll randomly place it in people's offices (including my own so people don't catch on to me). Oh, the hilarity.

One other idea is to find out what sound that person's computer plays when they get email. When the person is away from their PC (and the didn't log out or lock it) go to the C:\Windows\media directory. Then download something corny like Barney's "I Love You" song and rename it to have the same name as the file that is currently used as the new email sound.

I did this to our new tech, and I tell ya, the look on his face when suddenly Barney starts singing and the sound is coming from his desk... hilarious... hmm I think his email notification sound will now be... ah, Dora the Explora!

*disclaimer - make sure you can't get in trouble for doing this.

[KevanGuy]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Tape a dead fish to the back of her desk.

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Thats what I was thinking too. Throw some fish down the vent in her office, or under the carpet by her desk. Put it in a few places though, so when she finds one she will think that is it but it will continue to stink.

[Reaper]

Poop on her desk.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by 4X4

Tape a dead fish to the back of her desk.

Raw chicken is worse.

[Table 5]

two words.
upper. decker.

[arsenal]

saran wrap on the toilet.

[lifer]

I had a treeplanting foreman that was in dire need of a pranking a few years back, this is what I did:

First I just threw wet toilet paper on his car windows. He was expecting me to do something, so I did this crappy prank as a decoy. I also smeared some shampoo on hiw windshield wiper blades. Conveniently, he was out of washer fluid, and we were driving on fairly muddy loggin roads. As soon as he turned on his wipers, his windsheild became translucent rather than transparent. I felt bad about this one because he couldn't use the washer fluid to clean it off, but whatever. The last thing I did was I hid a roast beef sandwich and a ham and cheese sandwich under the seats in his car. I put them where he could never find them.

Unfortunately I never found out how this last part went because I haven't seen the guy since then. I imagine that his car spent the summer smelling like a rotten lunch.

The reaction that I did get from his was pretty well exactly what I was hoping for. He made fun of me for the lame toilet paper prank. He was upset about the shampoo on the wiper blades. I explained to him that that was my real prank. He believed it. I just wish I knew if he found the sandwiches before it got too rank in his car.

Oh yeah, and in high school my biology class was looking at a recently butchered cow's heart and lungs. My teacher left them in the room when he was called to the office and I quickly cut the organs apart and hid them in various locations in the school. I put some in to the air ducts hoping that they woudl rot and make a terrible smell spread through the school. It didn't work. Luckily my other locations were ideal for sure fire hilarity. I put chunks of cow heart and lung into the vending machines and pop machines all over the school. That was fun to watch.

One more: A guy in high school made some "WANTED" posters about one of my friends. They basically accussed him of being a molester who lured kids into his van using candy. Our response? 2 dozen rotten eggs (we did this on easter weekend, these were eggs that were frozen outside since Halloween) smashed inside his locker, we kidnapped 30 pages from his chemistry textbook, and superglued a picture of an old lady masterbating in a bathtub to the inside of his locker. Then we covered the picture with a whole role of transparent moving tape.
The results? When we got back to school on tuesday the whole hallway stunk. There was rotten egg leaking out the bottom of this guys locker, and when the teachers opened it up to see what the problem was, they saw the picture that we posted in his locker. It was great. He knew it was us but couldn't say anything. That was the knockout punch. No retaliation.

Maybe that's a little more than what you're looking for, but this would get her good.

[kermitology]

A simple prank for someone who relies on the internet to work.. Put a small piece of scotch tape over the ethernet jack. I had my boss scratching his head calling IT to fix is computer.

[simmer2]

Get invited to her house for some occasion, then top tank her.

Top tanking is taking a crap in the top part where all the levers and stuff are. Then, every time someone flushes, crap comes out. It's pretty brutal to try and clean out.