01-16-2007, 07:24 PM
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#2
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Calgary, AB
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Jason Smith reminds roloson that Jeff Friesen scored a goal on him. Roloson reacts accordingly.
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01-17-2007, 04:20 PM
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#3
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: In my office, at the Ministry of Awesome!
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Upon being knighted by Jason Smith, the Hockey Gods endow the Magic Goalie stick upon Dwayne Roloson. Of course, having a great sense of humour, the hockey gods thougth it would be hilarious to let Roloson think that having a magic stick could actually make him a decent goalie.
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THE SHANTZ WILL RISE AGAIN.
 <-----Check the Badge bitches. You want some Awesome, you come to me!
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01-17-2007, 04:28 PM
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#4
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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Roloson and Smith prepare for a 1 on 1 rush by Calgary's Jamie Lundmark.
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01-17-2007, 04:35 PM
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#5
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Wet Coast
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A metaphor for the Oilers' Season; Everything is just out of reach.
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01-18-2007, 09:05 AM
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#6
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First Line Centre
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Like Rolosons night life, shafts just fly at him.....
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01-18-2007, 09:15 AM
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#7
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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"Hey Smitty! Look at this! I saw David Copperfeild do it last night!"
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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01-18-2007, 10:37 AM
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#8
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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awww hell, what's the difference with it anyhow?
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Thanks to Halifax Drunk for the sweet Avatar 
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01-18-2007, 01:05 PM
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#9
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Sec. 222
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Roloson: "WAAAAA a goal was let in, its not my fault its the defenceman's fault WAAAAA I'm supposed to be good now, I'll throw my stick to show its not my fault, thats what i do now WAAAAAA"
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"I'd wish you good luck tonight but I hate the Oilers" - Me to MacTavish in the elevator at the Sheraton Hotel on New Years
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01-18-2007, 03:54 PM
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#10
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: everywhere like such as
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Holy crap! Look at Rick Nash fly....
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Some people are like Slinky's... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
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01-18-2007, 04:03 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Calgary, Alberta
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"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
/just watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
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01-18-2007, 05:20 PM
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#12
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Calgary
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I can't stop the puck, but I CAN juggle! You see?
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01-18-2007, 07:33 PM
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#13
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Franchise Player
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"This is like that one time I got a little crazy and lost a handle on a shaft...Craig couldn't sit down for a week"
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01-18-2007, 07:55 PM
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#14
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Smith: "I bet that stick ends up behind you too..."
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01-18-2007, 08:03 PM
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#15
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Franchise Player
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Roloson: "**** I SUCK!"
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01-19-2007, 01:59 AM
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#16
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: I don't belong here
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Roloson was seen talking to his stick uttering the words "Obey gravity, its the law!"
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01-19-2007, 07:42 AM
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Moscow, Russia
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"Honoring the team's 2006 Stanley Cup run, the Edmonton Oilers have decided to raise Dwayne Roloson's stick to the rafters of the Rexall Place. Edmonton captain Jason Smith was the first teammate to congratulade Roloson on the event"
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01-19-2007, 05:11 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Roloson: ...like this and then I flop around like I was shot; and if that STILL doesn't work I cry.
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"The problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence."
—Bill Clinton
"The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance--it is the illusion of knowledge."
—Daniel J. Boorstin, historian, former Librarian of Congress
"But the Senator, while insisting he was not intoxicated, could not explain his nudity"
—WKRP in Cincinatti
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01-19-2007, 06:52 PM
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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"Godamnit I just got scored on by Jeff Frie.....hey there's a naked woman on the other side of this stick"
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01-19-2007, 11:35 PM
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#20
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by lifer
Smith: "I bet that stick ends up behind you too..."
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this one made me lol.
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