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Old 09-29-2007, 03:40 PM   #1
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ROOSEVELT PARK, Mich. -- Liam Hoekstra was hanging upside down by his feet when he performed an inverted sit-up, his shirt falling away to expose rippled abdominal muscles.

It was a display of raw power one might expect to see from an Olympic gymnast.


Liam is 19 months old.


But this precocious, 22-pound boy with coffee-colored skin, curly hair and washboard abs is far from a typical toddler.


"He could do the iron cross when he was 5 months old," said his adoptive mother, Dana Hoekstra of Roosevelt Park. She was referring to a difficult gymnastics move in which a male athlete suspends himself by his arms between two hanging rings, forming the shape of a cross.


"I would hold him up by his hands and he would lift himself into an iron cross. That's when we were like, 'Whoa, this is weird,'" Hoekstra said.
A problem I would LOVE to have.
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Old 09-29-2007, 03:57 PM   #2
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WOW..... forget McElhinney, HE can be Miikka's backup!!
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:03 PM   #3
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WOW..... forget McElhinney, HE can be Miikka's backup!!
Forget that, he can replace Godard!
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:14 PM   #4
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That's amazing. What a weird life that kid is probably going to have, and myostatin blockades certianly do seem like they'd have appeal as the 'steroid' of the future.
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:15 PM   #5
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So how many 5 year olds can you beat up now, huh?
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So how many 5 year olds can you beat up now, huh?
Oh, I could beat this kid. But I probably wouldn't cover the spread.
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:32 PM   #7
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Frig,

The only thing that kept my self esteem from being dangerously low was the fact that, at the very least, I could beat up a baby

. . . now with that no longer true, I just don't know what to do anymore
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Old 09-29-2007, 04:37 PM   #8
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Frig,

The only thing that kept my self esteem from being dangerously low was the fact that, at the very least, I could beat up a baby

. . . now with that no longer true, I just don't know what to do anymore :P
HHAHAHA.....nice!

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Old 09-30-2007, 12:51 AM   #9
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Reading the title on this thread made me think one thing...

BAM BAM... Bam BaM.
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Old 09-30-2007, 12:57 AM   #10
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Remind's of that Little Tarzan kid who's bodybuilder parents roided him up at the age of like 5.
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Old 09-30-2007, 12:42 PM   #12
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Wow that's unbelievable. I am going to go check my 4 day old for abs now.
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:22 PM   #13
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Remind's of that Little Tarzan kid who's bodybuilder parents roided him up at the age of like 5.
Hmmmm...this is a disturbing trend. 5 Year olds are getting progressively tougher. Its almost as if they're preparing for something......
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