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Old 10-02-2007, 01:27 PM   #1
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...especially when an infant is involved. Worst parent of the decade, so far:

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In what one officer called one of the most despicable acts he can recall, a Saratoga County woman is accused of prostituting herself and then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:31 PM   #2
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Just ask Huge Grant.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:42 PM   #3
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Old 10-02-2007, 01:45 PM   #4
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and then snorting cocaine from the stomach of her newborn son while breast-feeding him.
As Austin Powers said- how could somebody do that? I mean really- how? The mechanics of that are simple mind boggling.

You would think that if they had enough brain power to figure out that puzzle; they'd have enough for their "this is total wrong" alarm to start beeping.
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Old 10-02-2007, 02:15 PM   #5
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How about hookers and meth? Is that still ok?
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Old 10-02-2007, 05:35 PM   #6
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Hookers and blow aren't always the best combo

Great rhyme... can we have the rest of the rap?

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Old 10-02-2007, 05:37 PM   #7
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Preposterous! Hookers and blow are always a valid answer. But only in said combination. Hookers, blow and infants is just fata'd up man!
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:09 PM   #8
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Preposterous! Hookers and blow are always a valid answer. But only in said combination. Hookers, blow and infants is just fata'd up man!
This of course is the correct answer. You can't just start adding variables and expect the answer not to change.
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:47 PM   #9
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The "blow" here has a double meaning......


1 for the drug, one for the act she was performing in the front seat.
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