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Old 09-28-2007, 04:06 PM   #1
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All the mother's previous babies weighed more than 11 pounds but she was shocked to hear the weight of the latest one, Khalina told Reuters.
"I ate everything. We don't have the money for special foods so I just ate potatoes, noodles and tomatoes," Khalina told reporters.
Sounds like the Andrei Medvedev Diet(tm)

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Old 09-28-2007, 04:09 PM   #2
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The world's tiniest baby - meet the 10oz bundle of defiance


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Old 09-28-2007, 05:05 PM   #4
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That baby is huge!
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Potatoes, noodles and tomatoes, apparently the new breakfast of champions.
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:29 PM   #6
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So is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot down a hallway?

EDIT: Well I found my own answer. This is her 12th kid. It would be like waving a bread stick around in a cathedral.

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Old 09-28-2007, 08:34 PM   #7
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Russians and Ukrainians are notorious for having huge babies, but 17.5 pounds is still crazy.
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Old 09-28-2007, 08:50 PM   #8
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Diabetes.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:35 PM   #9
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Gestational, at any rate.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:45 PM   #10
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i can't even imagine what she was yelling at her husband.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:19 PM   #11
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Potatoes, noodles and tomatoes, apparently the new breakfast of champions.
Poor Noodles, he didn't stand a chance. Shoulda stayed here in Calgary.
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Old 09-28-2007, 10:33 PM   #12
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Poor Noodles, he didn't stand a chance. Shoulda stayed here in Calgary.
Terrible joke.

But I also LOLed
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Old 09-29-2007, 09:00 AM   #13
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So is there any tread left on the tires, or is it like throwing a hot down a hallway?

EDIT: Well I found my own answer. This is her 12th kid. It would be like waving a bread stick around in a cathedral.
This made me spit out my coffee... ROFL!!

BTW you owe me a new keyboard....
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