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Old 09-19-2007, 03:33 PM   #1
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Anyone been to Seattle lately?
thought this was humorous...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/09/19/seattle.train.ap/index.html

Too bad LRT doesn't stand for anything dirty.

Any other examples of this? The only thing I can think of is when Preston Manning almost changed his party name to CRAP (Canadian Reform Alliance Party)
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Old 09-19-2007, 03:35 PM   #2
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Anyone been to Seattle lately?
thought this was humorous...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TRAVEL/09/19/seattle.train.ap/index.html

Too bad LRT doesn't stand for anything dirty.

Any other examples of this? The only thing I can think of is when Preston Manning almost changed his party name to CRAP (Canadian Reform Alliance Party)
I can say i've rode on the slut before...just not in Seattle

Seriously though, that's an awful acronym for a train. Pretty funny stuff though.

Wife asking husband if he needs to be picked up from work:

Husband: Nah it's okay honey, i'm coming home via the slut. She comes right outside my office and it's a smooth ride all the way home. We make a few stops to unload but other then that it's pretty quick.

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Old 09-19-2007, 03:49 PM   #3
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Awww.. I wanna go for a ride
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:28 PM   #4
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I was hoping this involved moustaches.
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:32 PM   #5
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This slut joke writes itself.
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:36 PM   #6
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LRT... Loud Rancid Toilet?
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:48 PM   #7
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In Soviet Russia, ahh nm.. you get the idea..
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Old 09-19-2007, 04:50 PM   #8
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This thread has potential....
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Old 09-19-2007, 05:13 PM   #9
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Hmmmm I finally know what the C stands for in C-Train. hehe
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In Soviet Russia, ahh nm.. you get the idea..
I lol'd.
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Old 09-19-2007, 07:32 PM   #11
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This is even better than the First Union Centre in Philadelphia.
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Old 09-19-2007, 08:29 PM   #12
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There's a high school in Brockville Ontario that was going to be called Thousand Islands Technical School. At the last minute they replaced Technical with Secondary and it's now known as TISS.
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In Soviet Russia, ahh nm.. you get the idea..
You have no idea how hard I laughed at that, tears were in my eyes
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