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Old 09-17-2007, 01:02 PM   #1
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That's a hit as in "moffia going to kill him"- not "top of the music charts."

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life.
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:04 PM   #2
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Plan 'B' in the custoday battle?
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:10 PM   #3
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New ploy by Hollywood celebrities to extent their 15 minutes of fame?
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:19 PM   #4
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:21 PM   #5
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That's a waste of a bullet.. send that bullet some place where it will be usefull, for the low low price of $998,893
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:22 PM   #6
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That's what I was thinking...
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:27 PM   #7
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Maybe K-Fed should just let the hit happen. SO he can too be remembered as a rap legend along with Pac and Biggie...
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:34 PM   #8
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His own record company probably put it out on him.

I think someone should tape it, it'd make great reality TV.
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Old 09-17-2007, 01:37 PM   #9
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I can't wait for the "Leave K-Fed Alone!!" video's to make their way around the internet.
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Old 09-17-2007, 02:38 PM   #10
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That's a waste of a bullet..
I don't think so. If you take out Fed-Ex, you also take out the hundreds of white trash offspring that he'll conceive in coming years.

With the way he knocks skanks up, a bullet in him will almost have as much of an effect on the crime rate as legalizing abortions did according to Freakonomics.
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