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Old 09-09-2007, 01:59 PM   #1
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Vida Guerra's rub down guy

no naughty bits, but still probably NSFW
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Old 09-09-2007, 02:11 PM   #2
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Vida Guerra's rub down guy

no naughty bits, but still probably NSFW
I'd disagree, if I had that job I'd have a constant boner plus I'd touch it but couldn't hit it. Very frustrating imo.
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Old 09-09-2007, 06:50 PM   #3
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I'd disagree, if I had that job I'd have a constant boner plus I'd touch it but couldn't hit it. Very frustrating imo.
That only depends on how he gets 'paid'
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Old 09-09-2007, 08:35 PM   #4
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I'd do that job for free... and even put in lots of overtime
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:01 PM   #5
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no career path.

One day your her rub down boy, and the next day your a spritzer operator on a male model shoot.
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Old 09-09-2007, 10:02 PM   #6
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no career path.

One day your her rub down boy, and the next day your a spritzer operator on a male model shoot.
but what a day it would be...
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:03 AM   #7
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omg... thanks for that.. now I have to stay in cube all day.. god...
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Old 09-10-2007, 12:11 PM   #8
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That has got to be the guy's own personal hell. It's like having those Glade plug-ins that smell like apple pie. You come home and think to yourself "MMM...apple pie! Boy I'd love a slice....DAMMIT!" Your friends come over and ask, "Hey man, pie smells great, can I have some?" And you're like "No".

He gets to rub that. With his hands.

That's it. Nothing more.

Ever.

Poor bugger.
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Old 09-10-2007, 12:16 PM   #9
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That has got to be the guy's own personal hell. It's like having those Glade plug-ins that smell like apple pie. You come home and think to yourself "MMM...apple pie! Boy I'd love a slice....DAMMIT!" Your friends come over and ask, "Hey man, pie smells great, can I have some?" And you're like "No".

He gets to rub that. With his hands.

That's it. Nothing more.

Ever.

Poor bugger.
Is that porn or modeling?

because if it's porn, I'd think he gets a lot more then just rubbing and going home alone. Being in an industry with so many easy girls, he could surely work something out for after work.
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Old 09-10-2007, 12:20 PM   #10
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If you were a decent looking guy and did this "rub down" in a sensual manner then I have no doubt in my mind you would get to "hit it".
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