08-22-2007, 02:20 PM
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British cuisine takes another hit...
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08-22-2007, 02:20 PM
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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08-22-2007, 02:30 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by troutman
A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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Yeah that part is especially hilarious. Makes it seem like it was just a casual event.
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08-22-2007, 02:33 PM
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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I am in no way a violent person.
Of course you're not sweetheart. Jeez. Tear ONE ball off and try and swallow it and you're labelled for life.
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08-22-2007, 02:36 PM
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First Line Centre
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There goes his puppetry of the penis career. Exactly how far and hard would you have to yank it to tear through all that skin?
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08-22-2007, 02:44 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blankall
Yeah that part is especially hilarious. Makes it seem like it was just a casual event.
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The whole story was kinda funny, in a sick way. 
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08-22-2007, 02:47 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: The Void between Darkness and Light
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I believe this could be a fata...
edit: after a quick search, appears it's not...
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08-22-2007, 02:53 PM
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mean Mr. Mustard
British cuisine takes another hit...
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08-22-2007, 02:55 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary
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mmmm texticles...
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08-22-2007, 03:09 PM
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CP Pontiff
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: A pasture out by Millarville
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What in hell is a texticle?
Is that a new Blackberry? She ripped one off?
Cowperson
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08-22-2007, 03:13 PM
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I believe in the Pony Power
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
Texticle is definately going to be in my everyday vocabulary from now on.
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When I saw this thread, and then saw your name as the most recent poster I rushed into to read what twisted, sick stuff you had written.
Color me dissapointed. Pick up your game man.
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08-22-2007, 03:14 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: in your blind spot.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
What in hell is a texticle?
Is that a new Blackberry? She ripped one off?
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Internet porn.
She fondled his texticles. He put his cursor in her Verdana.
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08-22-2007, 03:31 PM
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In Your MCP
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Watching Hot Dog Hans
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
What in hell is a texticle?
Is that a new Blackberry? She ripped one off?
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I believe you are thinking of the electric model, made in asian texticle factories.
This one was British. It's a little bit bigger, but not quite as user friendly.
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08-22-2007, 03:39 PM
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Late Bloomer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Campo De Golf
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fotze
You can't improve on texticles. It is something bubbles would say. Imagine if a poster here was at the doctor and after an exam the doctor says I found a lump on your left texticle you would both laugh out loud knowing that you are both posters on Calgarypuck. It would sure lighten the mood when you realize you are going to die.
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LOL!!!
That's the funniest post I've ever read.
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08-22-2007, 03:49 PM
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Everyone's Favorite Oilfan!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: San Jose, California
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I guess it can be better when a girl doesn't swallow.....
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08-22-2007, 04:32 PM
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cowperson
What in hell is a texticle?
Is that a new Blackberry? She ripped one off?
Cowperson
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I believe a texticle is an old old wooden ship..... or a typo
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08-22-2007, 09:57 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Singapore
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OILFAN #81
I guess it can be better when a girl doesn't swallow.....
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Since they couldn't reattach it, she might as well have swallowed it. If she had choked on it and died, that sure would have been karmic.
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