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The reporters laughing in the background is just perfect.
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
awesome video. i wonder if anyone told him that it's impossible to overdose on weed. the best part is when he says "time is going by really really really slow"
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
He needs to know the score in the Red Wings game before he dies!
No, correction, he needs to know the score to the Red Wings game when he's dead.
"I think I'm dead."
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Life is all about ass; you’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it, behaving like one, or you live with one!!!
NSFL=Not So Funny Lady. But I will also accept Not Safe For Life and Not Sober For Long.
Hilarious....the wife's on vicodin and eats a bunch of pot brownies. No wonder she's laid out on the floor!
The funniest part is how confused this guy is answering questions, while letting his dog out, while watching hockey, while peeking out the window waiting for "rescue".
This call reminds me of a story about some old roommates of mine. I was staying in the new SAIT rez that has 4 guys sharing a common room. 2 of these guys were potheads from BC. On one night I was the only one at home as the others went partying (damn engineering). At about 2:00am I hear a knock on my bedroom door. It's someone asking for help. Open the door and there is one of the potheads rambling on on how he thinks his buddy is going to die and doesn't know what to do. Thinking something major has happened, I rush to the other room to find a comical situation.
There is pothead guy #2 having a nice conversation with his bedside lamp. I think the topic was about bar fridges and why they are cool, then it changed to pants. Anyways, it turns out these guys had tried mushrooms for the first time in their life that night. Not knowing the effects, they started freaking out because they didn't think that was supposed to happen. Hell, I haven't done them and even I know what happens.
I try to calm pothead #1 down and it seems to work. Tell him everything is ok and normal. He must have not ate as much as the other guy. So I head back to my room to avoid them. I should also note that this was the first time we spoke for months. Usually they have the door closed to their side of the apartment and hotboxing it.
But wait... this get's better. At about 3:00am, I hear some commotion. I try to ignore it, but all of a sudden I hear radio communication and a loud sharp knocking on my door again. Stumble out of bed to find a female police officer telling me to go to the living room. I walk in, and standing there are the RA's, calgary police, campus security, and paramedics. LOL. They start interrogating me thinking I was at the party and did mushrooms as well but I tell them what really happened.
These dumbasses called for paramedics, which in turn brought the police, which then brought campus security, which in turn brought the RA's. They all ended up getting a little chuckle as the left, but not until after telling them everything was hunky dorry. Funny as hell. You'd think major potheads wouldn't do this eh?
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Last edited by BlackArcher101; 07-27-2007 at 10:36 AM.
What is the score in the Red Wings game....priceless!
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Originally Posted by henriksedin33
Not at all, as I've said, I would rather start with LA over any of the other WC playoff teams. Bunch of underachievers who look good on paper but don't even deserve to be in the playoffs.
Cop eats pot brownies, calls 911
