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Old 07-26-2007, 08:08 AM   #1
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Hey folks,

As of yesterday I signed up to be a Ref in the Calgary Roller Derby League and as part of joining, I need a derby name. I haven't come up with much so far, but I'd like to incorperate Spike, Punk or Kevin into it. Trying to come up with something original and funny, so I figured I'd let you knuckleheads take a crack at it and see what you could come up with
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:18 AM   #2
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err Keven the spiked punk midget?
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Iron Spike?

Oh my.

I'll quit now.
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Old 07-26-2007, 08:47 AM   #4
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err Keven the spiked punk midget?

LOL I didn't mean you had to incorperate all of them into the name, just one of them if at all possible, do to the fact I answer to all of them.

Ones I thought of or had suggested were:

Spike Love
Spike Hanson
Gene Summons
Harry Got-her

Lame and silly, but thats the whole point of it...to have fun
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:42 AM   #6
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Hmmm...what about "Iron" Spike Tyson
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Hmmm...what about "Iron" Spike Tyson
Or, for the local angle, "Iron" Spike Keenan.
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Old 07-26-2007, 09:57 AM   #8
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:27 AM   #9
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Try calling one of the girls in the league Princess and see if they don't insert a skate in your ass !!

And here I thought a guy with the name Axel would be able to come up with something good
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Or, for the local angle, "Iron" Spike Keenan.
Ha, yeah, I thought the cheesy reference would get noticed...

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Spikie McSpikerson
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Old 07-26-2007, 10:48 AM   #12
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:01 AM   #13
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Try calling one of the girls in the league Princess and see if they don't insert a skate in your ass !!

And here I thought a guy with the name Axel would be able to come up with something good
actually I know one of the ladies in the league. goes by the name of "Sister Mary Innocent"
and quite frankly, I thought Princess suited you
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:02 AM   #14
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Takaeo Spikes

Spike Lei

Ashton Punked
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actually I know one of the ladies in the league. goes by the name of "Sister Mary Innocent"
and quite frankly, I thought Princess suited you

"Sister Mary Innocent lost her way
Got on a bar table and GAVE it way"

Steph does Tommy Lee proud, doncha think?
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Old 07-26-2007, 11:07 AM   #16
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This thread is useless without pictures.
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"Sister Mary Innocent lost her way
Got on a bar table and GAVE it way"

Steph does Tommy Lee proud, doncha think?
she does at that, hate to catch a flying elbow from her!

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Remember Skinny Minnie Miller and Paul "the Bear" Rupert?
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Punkmonkey Funk.

Sir Stab-a-lot (I know, I know, doesn't qualify, but that name rules regardless).

Spike Stryke (or Strike, but Stryke is way cheesier and suitable for roller hockey).

The Golden Kevin (ok, more like a wrestling name for a guy that loses a lot, but Kevin isn't really all that fierce a name, unfortunately).
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"The Last" Spike...
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