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Old 05-30-2007, 12:17 PM   #1
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Robbery suspect asks out woman after robbery

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...a201910D12.DTL

Reminder: Add this to list of things not to do when looking for a date.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:28 PM   #2
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Probably for the best.

This relationship probably would have ended poorly when the inevitable "Who is older" conversation happened.
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Old 05-30-2007, 12:50 PM   #3
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Probably for the best.

This relationship probably would have ended poorly when the inevitable "Who is older" conversation happened.
I hear some women like a good 'forking.
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Old 05-30-2007, 01:52 PM   #4
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I stole your petty cash, but you stole my heart
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Old 05-30-2007, 03:39 PM   #5
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She should have tried to get his number, then hand the number over to the police.

Although that would likely mean less pitchfork.
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:35 PM   #6
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How awkward is that?

"Get down and shut up! Gimme all the money!!"

"Umm... wanna go out?"
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:38 PM   #7
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Alright... where was Wookie on Sunday night?
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Old 05-30-2007, 04:58 PM   #8
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If he could have picked up a girl while robbing her, that guy would be the MAN!
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Old 05-30-2007, 05:04 PM   #9
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If he was asking her out... she coulda EASILY got his number...

But then again, in a situation like that... if u could even think, I'd be very surprised.
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Old 05-30-2007, 11:30 PM   #10
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When roleplaying goes wrong...
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